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death to fascists 🇵🇸call me h. mostly DC, Marvel, and Danny Phantom w some anime in there for flavor. She/Her. tired. come check me out on ao3 @hppjmxrgosg

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Babysitting

Babysitting

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Jason: [grabs Damian by the shirt and pulls him along] come on demon you’re hanging out with me this weekend

Damian: -tt- I don’t hang out

Jason: well you’re gonna learn. C’mon we’ll play grand theft auto

Dick: [from the kitchen as they’re leaving] You better not play that video game with him Jason! He’s too young!

Jason: [rolls his eyes] yeah yeah…

-later-

Jason: [leaning against a Lamborghini] what was that game Dick was talking about anyway?

Damian: [in the front seat, hotwiring the car] do I look like Drake to you? I don’t play video games.

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I have absolutely no memeing skills, but please take this random thought your fic inspired:

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