Babysitting

Babysitting

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Jason: [grabs Damian by the shirt and pulls him along] come on demon you’re hanging out with me this weekend

Damian: -tt- I don’t hang out

Jason: well you’re gonna learn. C’mon we’ll play grand theft auto

Dick: [from the kitchen as they’re leaving] You better not play that video game with him Jason! He’s too young!

Jason: [rolls his eyes] yeah yeah…

-later-

Jason: [leaning against a Lamborghini] what was that game Dick was talking about anyway?

Damian: [in the front seat, hotwiring the car] do I look like Drake to you? I don’t play video games.

DannyMay Day 3 - Portal

Y’all know how much the Phandom loves crossovers so here’s a DP x BNHA comic for the portal prompt! Izuku was not prepared to see some random guy tear open a hole in reality today, but here we are. Danny comes back later so the lads can trade hero merch. 

Psst, if you like my comics end a Ko-fi my way!

Deadpool introduces Danny Phantom to the 4th wall.

3am lemon run 🍋 (as one does) in socks n’ knock off slides with your informally adopted son/human nightlight.

[Image ID: a short digital comic featuring Deadpool from Marvel comics and Danny from the cartoon Danny Phantom. The scene is set at night, Danny’s eyes are glowing brightly.

Panel 1: Deadpool is holding a large basket filled with lemons and Danny similarly has his arms full of lemons. Deadpool looks down at Danny and says, “Hey Danny, you’re an interdimensional being that can perceive things beyond this plane of existence, right?”.

Panel 2: A closeup of Danny’s face; he looks away thoughtfully. Danny: “Uhhhhh-” Danny’s thoughts: “Monster from another dimension? Souls dead? What are ghosts?”

Panel 3: Another closeup; Danny looks back to Deadpool. Danny’s thoughts: “Sure. Close enough.” Danny: “Yeah, I guess. Why?”

Last Panels: Deadpool, in meta text: “Sweet. We’re taking a shortcut.”. He grabs onto the top edge of the comic panel with one hand and swings his left leg out of the bottom of the panel. Several of his lemons spill out of the basket into the comic below. At this point it’s revealed that he’s only wearing the top half of his proper costume; instead he’s wearing a pair of blue pajama shorts and socks with sandals. In the background, Danny looks shocked and concerned.

Danny’s thoughts: “Is this legal?”

The outer borders between the panels have faded into white, leaving most of the canvas empty. Danny is sitting perched on the edge of the last remaining comic panel, watching Deadpool’s lemons spill out of the previous panel. He says, “Yo, what the fuck.” Deadpool is standing next to him, out of the bounds of the panels. The spilled lemons are resting on the blank space next to his feet. He replies: “I know right?”. End ID.]

Thank you @transguyhawkeye for writing the image ID!

For some reason it didnt register in my head that greenie was ME at first but when it did

Thanks for the name bestie<3

exactly

also yes! its you!

(if u dont like the name i will change it i just thought it was funny bc of ur user name)

anyway-

thanks fam 💚💚💚

Lazzy pit juice @ phantom:

A baby:

Love this silly little man