Can I Go One Day Without My Fyp Giving Me Spanish Omegaverse Fics About Damian And Either His Friends

Can I go one day without my fyp giving me Spanish omegaverse fics about Damian and either his friends or siblings?? No???

In how I met your mother Tracy's partner (idk husband/fiance/boyfriend?) died and she refused to date anyone for years. Even when she did she "asked him" first

And then she died and her husband (the father of her two kids) got back with his ex? Really Ted?

No one can convince me he didn't bite people

I think an important thing about Dick Grayson is not that he's the sunshiney, happy one but that people meet him, think he suits his name, then meet the other bats and are like oh god you're the nice, normal one

Only if you're there with us

JUST SAW A PRETTY GIRL

WOAH

Bonus points if he doesn't specify which ones are his.

He'd know Jason but it's fun to think about Cass and Damian gaslighting him over who is actually his child

AU where Jason, Cass and Damian meet in the League and cause so much chaos that a burnt out Ra's just dropped them with a note

"Two of them are yours the third one is free"

And Bruce rolls with it

LMAO Jason holding a goon up against a glass display and telling him to be quiet so he can watch the televising of Dick's award ceremony is hilarious, THAT'S HIS BROTHER, YOUR HONOR, NOW SHUT UP HE'S TRYING TO LISTEN