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Jason wanted to blow something up but didn't know what.
Damian didn't know what to do and wanted to join.
Tim wanted a few people gone and had one too many explosives at hand. He had evidence about animal smugglers and Damian demanded to join.
Safe to say Dick found out.
Bummer.
Dick: What did you three do?
Jason:
Tim:
Damian:
Dick: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Bruce again or not.
Batcest/Age gap(including Jason/Roy)shippers and Talia antis are not allowed to participate
I love this
Dick treats him with respect as a villain
Jason just wants to have a Lil fun on the job lol
Tum calls him out for his bs
Whereas Damian just went work smarter not harder bitches and pays his way out of the fight
Which is valid cuz if someone told me they'd pay 5 million to not (try) beat them up I'd take it too
You can learn a lot about each Robin from the way they treat Slade Wilson, the Deathstroke…
I mean… We all know the honorable one, Dick Grayson…
His rivalry with Deathstroke is just phenomenal… No comments there…
Then we go to the man, the myth, Jason Todd…
In one panel he’s sticking up for Slade:
In the other, he’s just playing his old…
Jason Toddie games…
I mean… Even Slade was like… “I’m stupid and he’s playing with me…”
Then we go to the whatever the hell Tim’s deal is…
I mean… Hang in there, buddy!!!
But my absolute favorite is this kid right here:
Even Slade is like… What the hell…?…
Alright, I guess this is what we’re doing now, huh?
Alright, kiddo, I will play along!
And he just pays him…?… To get the hell out…?…
And he just gets the hell out…?…
I mean…
I love this kid!!!
barbara gordon: I hope paul blart just becomes one of those things that just continues to get sequels for absolutely no reason where the sequels try to be bigger than the last and it gets to the point of where they just send him into space.
dick grayson: Paul Blart Mall Cop.
cassandra cain: Paul Blart Mall Cop 2.
jason todd: Paul Blart Mall Cop 3.
stephanie brown: Paul Blart Mall Cop 4: The Final Chapter.
tim drake: Paul Blart Mall Cop 5: A New Beginning.
duke thomas: Paul Blart Mall Cop 6: Blart Lives.
damian wayne: Paul Blart Mall Cop 7: The New Mall.
luke fox: Paul Blart Mall Cop 8: Paul Takes Manhattan.
jean-paul valley: Paul Blart Mall Cop 9: The Final Mall Cop.
bette kane: Blart X.
kate kane: Paul Blart vs. Larry the Cable Guy.
barbara gordon: Paul Blart (2046 Remake).
When Bruce gets injected with truth serum
"Who's your favorite"
Everyone looked at Jason.
"Out of the four of us," he clarified. "Who's your favorite?"
He, Dick, Tim, and Damian turned to Bruce curiously.
"Well..."
Bruce proceeded to go on and on for over 3 hours about how he didn't actually have a favorite and how proud he was of all of them, only interrupted when Alfred walked in and Bruce started about how he was the best butler-dad ever.
None of them could honestly say they weren't at least a little teary.
Dick: So, did everyone learn their lesson?
Tim: No.
Damian: I did not.
Jason: I may have actually forgotten one.
Steph: Also no.
Dick: Oh good, neither did I.
Bruce: *Exhausted sigh*
The fact that he was trained by people who mostly just use swords makes me think he's just using a gun just out of spite to annoy his family
thinking about how STUBBORN jason is. all the time.
specifically that one interaction where dick's trying to explain to him that he can't use a gun to solve every problem.
and jason responds "yeah, that's why i carry two guns"
(had to include the tags)
Damian would absolutely draw art for Tim's fics. Jason would definitely read them too
tim with a knife in his hands: damian, step away from the computer
damian reading superbat fanfiction on tim’s personal laptop: i wanted to play roblox, but this is adequate writing, are you in need of a beta reader by chance?
My other poll is ending in a few days so new poll!
Who joined the batfam first, Stephanie Brown or Cassandra Cain?
Was Stephanie Robin before or after Cass was Batgirl? I know Cass was Batgirl and then Steph became Batgirl after her but was Steph Robin before or after Cass joined the bats
I've googled so many variations of this question and I don't get it. I know Cass appears in comics before Stephanie but I know she wasn't in the batfam when she first appeared.
Bonus points if he doesn't specify which ones are his.
He'd know Jason but it's fun to think about Cass and Damian gaslighting him over who is actually his child
AU where Jason, Cass and Damian meet in the League and cause so much chaos that a burnt out Ra's just dropped them with a note
"Two of them are yours the third one is free"
And Bruce rolls with it
So much of the robins' "training" is literally just abuse and I'm using Tim's birthday to prove my point
So on Tim's 16th birthday got a box from a "mysterious stranger" (a paid actor) that couldn't be opened and he thought it was a bomb so he immediately tried to get it as far away from his family as he could.
When the box opened it played a holographic video of Alfred (who Tim should be able to trust) sending a message back in time from the near future telling him someone he was close to would betray them and that it was up to Tim to stop it happening.
So Timmy was under loads of pressure, had a nervous breakdown and stopped trusting everyone from his friends to his girlfriend and brother. He spends several days and nights spying on his allies waiting for someone to slip up.
Eventually he figures out Bruce is behind it all and goes to find him. Bruce didn't care Tim was upset and congratulated him for "passing the test" (and also tells him he should've done better). Tim, understandably, yells at him and nearly quits being robin for good (he later comes back for another fucked up thing Bruce does but that's another thing).
It's not psychological abuse, it's ✨training✨
(also I'm so glad Tim yelled at him and didn't just accept it because he's right, it isn't okay)
I'm a timbern girlie 100% but what do you think, random strangers?
Do not ship him with the other batkids/bruce they are his family. I will delete your comment.
(I feel like my posts are getting pretty negative lately so here have another poll! I love posting these, you have no idea how much I hold back!)
Fanon "Wow Timmy's such a stalker he followed dick around"
Vs canon "wow Timmy's such a stalker he broke into dicks apartment"
Let the boy be crazy <3
(also I want to mention Tim was like 14. Pay attention to your kids so they don't break into rich people's kid's houses)
ALSO the fact that tim drake canonically watches bruce get stabbed, spies on the titans tower, knows all of the titans schedules, spies on dick’s apartment with kori, breaks into dick’s old apartment, follows him to the circus, has kept newspaper clippings of batman and robin since he was able to read, knows what art bruce wayne collects, had dreams about being saved by batman and robin and y’all REDUCE his stalker tendencies to just he followed them and took pictures….. no. no, we need him crazier.
DC: Tim moved on from Robin!
Fans: Omg what is he now?
DC: His new hero name is.... Red Robin!
Fans: That's literally the same fucking thing-
Im begging for dc to let Tim move on from the Robin mantle
The art style omg! The emotions? Dick looks so pretty?? This comic is incredible op
absolutely lost it over this fic by @neuro-psyche so. have this comic o(- (
go read it rn if u also love some Good identity reveal fic!!!!
I love this art smm
Love when the Justice League thinks Batman is a cryptid. This believe is only further enhanced by the face his sidekick, Robin, is clearly a shapeshifter, what with changing their height, hair style, skin tone, and even gender.
Batman clearly thinks that by having Robin look different every couple of years, it will show that they aren't cryptids like it would if Robin didn't age.
But the Justice League is too smart for that. They figured it out! But they are good friends (colleagues) and won't spill Batman's secret, but they will drop hints to him that they know, to show that they are smarter than he gives them credit for (they aren't.)
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When the batkids learn that the league thinks this, they start periodically going to the Watchtower with Bruce, taking turns dressed up as Robin.
The League is surprised as Robin seems to prefer taking the form of a child, perhaps to have villains underestimate them? But they just assume Robin is trying out something new.
The batkids definitely tell eachother about what was said/happened as to further sell the act of Robin being a shapeshifter, because clearly it has to be the same person, Robin knows what happened, so it couldn't of been someone else dressed as Robin.