Elon Musk Lands On Mars And Steps Out Of His Spaceship

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

Make Me Write Stuff

After a couple months of well-intentionedly planning to write and Not doing it, I have decided to try the nuclear option.

✨For every note this post gets, I will write 1 word on my WIP. ✨

(I will be disregarding comments for the purposes of note counting. Spamming is too easy that way.)

But there's a catch:

Every week on Sunday, at 10pm EST, I will subtract the week's word count from the week's notes, and if there is any overflow on the side of the notes, I will post excerpts equaling that number of words (from past writing and/or material written that week).

That's all, bring it on

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

“nice shoes” “thanks they are Goncharov” is 2022′s “i like your shoelaces” “i stole them from the president”

The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)

me: wow i wonder what will happen if i set this thing on fire

me: *sets the thing on fire*

thing: *is on fire*

me: incredible