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It As Been Below Fucking Below Freezing For The Past Week And Now I Walk Outside And It Is Sixty Fucking
it as been below fucking below freezing for the past week and now i walk outside and it is sixty fucking degrees this is absolutely baffling what the actual fuck is the weather anymore
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