The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 4

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 4

Evil guy: I’m gonna kill both of you

Elzar: Wait, we need to ask Stellan first

Evil guy: that's not how-

Avar: he said no.

Avar: I don’t like blasters

Stellan: Stop being so narrow minded, it’s because you just never learned how to use one.

Avar: Or because I’ve been shot. Repeatedly.

Stellan: A person can learn a lot from their friends

Vernestra: So what did you learn from Master Elzar and Master Avar

Stellan: Why some species eat their young

Vernestra: What is love?

Avar: an emotional minefield

Stellan: a neurochemical reaction

Elzar: BABY DONT HURT ME-

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5

Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you

Elzar: yeah and I did that

Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios

Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]

Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two

Avar: What was that?

Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]

Elzar: cannibalism

Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 14

Elzar: in my defense, I was left unsupervised

Stellan: Wasn’t Avar with you?!

Avar:

Avar: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised

Elzar: Stellan, are you talking to yourself?

Stellan: Yes

Stellan: It’s the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this damn friend group.

Avar: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

Elzar: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Avar: It fucking sucked.

Elzar: That’s not constructive criticism, but fair.

Avar: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Stellan: … This just says “I can do what I want”.

Avar: just trust us. have we ever put you in an unsafe situation?

Stellan: all the time

Elzar: then you should be used to it by now

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan

Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-

Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos

Elzar: Who the fuck-

Stellan: Language

Elzar: … Whom the fuck-

Stellan: [driving the speeder]

Stellan: So how was your day?

Avar: we almost got surprise adopted

Stellan: what?

Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped

Stellan: oh okay

Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!

Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!

Avar: Don’t say it.

Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.

Elzar: Yes, you were.

Stellan: No, I wasn’t.

Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.

Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 3

(Sidenote: I will reduce the numbers of quotes in one post a bit so I can post one every day without running out of them)

Elzar, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if instead of milk, I put coffee in my cereal

Stellan, walking past him and taking away his coffee: What if you don’t

Avar: Shut up!

Elzar: I weren’t even saying anything

Avar: You were thinking, that’s annoying

Stellan: You shouldn’t be using a straw

Elzar: I know it’s bad for the environment or something

Stellan: It is also a weird way to eat spaghetti

Avar & Elzar to Vernestra: our biggest talent is being stress

Vernestra: don't you mean stressed?

Avar & Elzar: no

Stellan: no.

Stellan: [nudging Avar & Elzar] why are you two always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?

Avar: [half asleep] you make us feel safe

Stellan: [tearing up] oh

The threefirebrands (and guests) - Incorrect Quotes, Part 1

Stellan: I have an amazing memory! Name one time I forgot something.

Avar: You left me and Elzar in the parking lot of a supermarket like, three weeks ago

Stellan: I did that on purpose, try again

Elzar: Do you think I could fit 15 Marshmallows in my mouth

Stellan: You're a hazard to society

Avar: And a coward. Do 20.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for being two people on a speeder made for one

Stellan: shit

Avar: wait, two

Cop: yes?

Avar: OH MY GOD STELLAN ELZAR FELL OFF

Vernestra: What do you think will Avar and Elzar do for the distraction

Stellan: Idk, they’ll probably do something small, like throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

[Building explodes and several alarms go off]

Stellan: Or they could do that, I should have known better

Avar: If I run and jump at Stellan, he will most certainly catch me

Avar, Running towards Stellan: INCOMING

Stellan: NO I‘M HOLDING TEA-

Stellan: *drops tea to catch Avar* why