I Love The Difference In Atmosphere Between The Lord Of The Rings And The Hobbit.

I love the difference in atmosphere between The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit.

LOTR is like:

"THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! SATAN IS RETURNING! YOU ARE CHOSEN ONE AND MUST DESTROY A MIGHTY TREACHEROUS RELIC TO SAVE THE WORLD!"

And the Hobbit is like:

"A bunch of homeless trying to rob a lizard"

Two iconic fantasy genres

Sam: Strider, why do good people die young?

Aragorn: When you're in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick?

Sam: The ugly ones.

Aragorn: Exactl- wait what?

Sam: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden

Loki: Woah, look, Angrboda! Mistletoe! You know what we must do, right?

Angrboda: *sighs* Just one time only

Angrboda: *lifts him to pick the mistletoe*

Loki: *slaps Baldr with it*

Baldr: WHY do every time finding a mistletoe you do this shit?!!

Loki: lmao

Different versions of the legend say that during the storming of Troy, Menelaus wanted to kill Helen, but she tore her clothes, exposing her breasts, and the murder attempt failed. Also, when Orestes came to kill Clytemnestra, she also undressed, telling how she fed him with these breasts.

Danger: *happens*

The daughters of Leda: LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!!

Osiris: if i die how much will you miss me?

Isis: it's cute that you think that death can free you from this relationship