Different Versions Of The Legend Say That During The Storming Of Troy, Menelaus Wanted To Kill Helen,

Different versions of the legend say that during the storming of Troy, Menelaus wanted to kill Helen, but she tore her clothes, exposing her breasts, and the murder attempt failed. Also, when Orestes came to kill Clytemnestra, she also undressed, telling how she fed him with these breasts.

Danger: *happens*

The daughters of Leda: LOOK AT MY BOOBS!!!

Bruce: So what's for dinner?

Clark: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

Bruce: ...

Bruce: Is it soup?

Clark: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Bruce: Please, Clark, enough with the soup puns.

Clark: Wow, you're soup-per mean.

Bruce: STOP!

*one hour later*

Bruce: It's fucking tacos?!?!?!

Hephaestus: did you sneak into my house again?

Ares: come on, i haven't sneaked into your house in two weeks

Ares: by the way, you ran out of peanut butter

Zeus: *throws a golden apple at Hera*

Hera: *breaks her nose*

Zeus:

Sam: Strider, why do good people die young?

Aragorn: When you're in a garden full of flowers, which ones do you pick?

Sam: The ugly ones.

Aragorn: Exactl- wait what?

Sam: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden