So I'm Pretty Sure Lucifers Real Name Was Samael. His Original Name Before He Left Heaven.
So I'm pretty sure lucifers real name was Samael. His original name before he left Heaven.
"Samael, from the amoraic period onward the major name of Satan in Judaism. The name first appears in the account of the theory of angels in the Ethiopic Book of Enoch 6, which includes the name, although not in the most important place, in the list of the leaders of the angels who rebelled against God."
Who knows I could be 1000% wrong but like imagine if the other archangels especially michael call him samael to rub it in his face(he's always the one that's seen as the asshole in a lot of media privacy because he's the angel of "an angelic warrior, fully armed with helmet, sword, and shield, " "He is considered a champion of justice, a healer of the sick, and the guardian of the Church." "mentions of his name are in third- and second-century-BC Jewish works, often but not always apocalyptic, where he is the chief of the angels and archangels")
And if michael is the "mentions of his name are in third- and second-century-BC Jewish works, often but not always apocalyptic, where he is the chief of the angels and archangels"
Adam was the leader of Exorcist. But was it michael who taught them how to attack?. Because as much a warrior adam in most media represent him as head strong. And impulsive, also very arrogant.
The Exorcists' fighting styles pointed out by Carmella carmine "out for blood" and NEVER focus on getting hurt only on hurting others.
And "Gabriel is the herald of visions, messenger of God and one of the angels of higher rank."
Even the seraphim who are the "in the highest rank in Christian angelology and in the fifth rank of ten in the Jewish angelic hierarchy." Are powerful, and yet NEITHER of them knew how someone got into heaven. Is it gabriel that tells Sera to not question it. Especially when she was younger so she wouldn't fall?
And Sera carried that to Emily?
(Im sorry I know most of this don't male any sense I just saw six angels point angelic weapons at lucifer and I wanna know which ones)

These are all archangels I am certain. And I looked up how many arch angels are there and it says Michael, Gabriel, Uriel, Chamuel (Camael), Raphael, Jophiel, and Zadkiel
We all know the first two.
Michael- He is considered a champion of justice, a healer of the sick, and the guardian of the Church.
Gabriel-Gabriel is the herald of visions, messenger of God and one of the angels of higher rank.
Now the others
Uriel- archangel of wisdom, light, and the truth of God.
Chamuel (camael)-Archangel Chamuel's mission is to help bring peace to the world. The Archangel of Love
Raphael- Archangel Raphael is often called upon to help with physical healing. travelers, the blind, happy meetings, nurses, physicians, medical workers, matchmakers, Christian marriage, and Catholic studies.
Jophiel-Widely known as the angel of beauty, Jophiel represents the beauty of God, and he plays a great role in helping you see your inner beauty
Zadkiel- In Jewish mysticism and Christian Kabbalah, Zadkiel is associated with the classical planet Jupiter. The angel's position in the sephirot is fourth, which corresponds to Chesed "Kindness".
Are we gonna see this? Because their gods main seven angels. Maybe we'd see Azrael the angel of death?
(Sorry tho when I'm into something I do research for hours)
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cmon we all know that one south park episode...

Hazbin hotel when they were humans PART 1:
I just have some headcannons on what they looked like.
Angel dust "anthony"-
Okay, so we all know Angel couldn't have worn what he wears now in especially with the crime he was in. It's sad but true.
He definitely could've been a drag queen secretly at night. It's possible.
I think personally angel was a bottle blond. He didn't have blond hair.
He would've dressed like this:



And here's 1940s drag queens:



And honestly? I think he wasn't "angel dust" he was Anthony. Valentino made him angel dust. And he used angel dust to cope with himself. But we can see when he switches from Angel to Anthony. His accent comes out more, and he's more serious. Anthony uses angel to cope. And Angel uses Anthony to defend himself.
Alastor:
I believe alastor had curly hair he just slicked it back.
And I feel like he needs justice for his Edna moe bad Bob rn ๐ญ๐
This is what I think his hair looked like when he slicked it back:

And this is how men in Louisiana or just men used to wear their hair and dressed back then in 1920s:



They all have the hats. Caine. And suits. Personally? I don't know why alastors suit and looks don't match with his story. They could've changed some things about him before they made a whole season.
A believe alastor had a small mustache or facial hair. Before he died.
So lucifer can turn into animals( im pretty sure its cannon he died from getting mauled by dogs after getting shot in the head)? What if he turned into a dog to spite alastor?
Lucifer:so alastor is afraid of dogs?
Charlie: yes wh-
Lucifer:
Charlie:
*alastor walking in the hotel*
*lucifer shape shifted into a dog*
Alastor: you bit-
Hazbin theory.
Yall know how alastor in his demon form takes in a more wendigo pose?
Well funny thing. When someone is "turning into a wendigo" they tend to go crazy and fully transform when they "eat the flesh of human"
The only way to kill a wendigo is fire to melt their ice hearts.
Also. We know alastor is off putting and rather cold.
Wendigos tend to have " icy heart has led many to believe that burning the Wendigo could kill it."
There generally "cold and snarky"
Like alastor is.
Also I headcannon alastor only killed bad people.
"The Wendigo spirit may find particular individuals easier to possess than others. They favour traits such as selfishness, greed, gluttony, reckless/irresponsible treatment of the environment, or otherwise willingness to put oneโs self ahead of others. Traditionally, these traits could be easily found in people who had already been isolated from society, or exiled, due to crimes against their people. Rapists, murderers, and thieves may be easy prey for a Wendigo spirit, and likely make for a smoother transition than someone who cares for their fellow human being, and respects life."
And when someone is turning into a wendigo in the lore. It's said that they get "Wendigo Fever" they lose it. And what I think?
I think alastor never ate humans generally only deer and bunnies and rabbits and stuff like that.
I think alastor only killed people that were bad.
And lost it after that.
And when he killed his victim I nthe woods. He was tempted to eat them this time.
And he did and while that happened? A hunter shot him confusing him for a deer. And dogs mauled him while blood was on his face and he was probably smiling. It'd made his character more creepy.
Maybe he made a deal with someone and In the contract he couldn't stop smiling.
Or maybe he was so insane when he died and first arrived he used a vodoo doll of him and stitched the mouth into a smile.
But im aware wendigos used to never be deerish animals, but seeing how vivzie (idk if I spelled that right) never actually changes the character or looks at something. She never digs deep in the lore. Like how alastor is a black man from Louisiana. And is supposed to look like a talkshow host in the 30s. But his design doesn't look like his backstory. So it's possible she looked into wendigo Lore but never digged deep.






YOU CAN NOT TELL ME LUCIFER DOESNT PLAY THIS GAME.