Ididthisat3am - Confused Simp

Maverick just looking at them with the energy of a disappointed mother

Maverick: 💖 Don't break people's hearts! They only have one! 💖

Iceman: Break their bones. They have 206. 💀

Goose: He's not serious. . .Mav, he isn't serious right?

Slider: HA! You guys should do comedy.

The rest of NRC staff is just in the back with Yuu CRYING laughing

Young Crewel got me thinking about some kind of Back to the Future shenanigans where a seventeen-year-old Divus falls for Miss Yuu, but older Crewel comes in slaps his younger self across the face because “THAT’S YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER, DAMN IT!! Go to horny jail!!”

Not even his teenage self is allowed to get a chance with Yuu. No sir.

Crewel, fully aware he was a horny mf at seventeen,and knowing he has to stomp it out now: Hey, see that girl over there with the cat thing?

Young!Divus: Yeah. Damn. She's pretty-

Crewel:

Nope. Nope. I'm telling you now. You don't want that one.

Young!Divus: What, why?

Crewel: Because that's your future daughter.

Young!Divus: ugh, gross. *Doing some math* wait. If she's around my age, and you're thirty two...oh by the seven...who did I knock up!?

Lilia’s in the back crying laughing and slivers just asleep

Sebek: *shouting and arguing with people who were backbiting about Malleus*

Malleus: 🙂 Sebek, there is no need to waste your time.

Next day...

Y/n: *arguing with people, who were backbiting about malleus*

Malleus: 😌it's okay, child of man..

Y/n: No! Hornton, you are too kind. You shouldn't let it go that easily.

Malleus: ☺️🥰 hmmm.. than how about we eat some ice cream and discuss some ideas to deal with such impolite creatures .

Sebek:... *Who saw this*

A Hit Or A Hiss- One

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I have to many problems to explain why this is so accurate

me, (about 12 different characters): I love one man.