Ididthisat3am - Confused Simp

I just had this random thought about the Noel’s lament trend and that we NEED a cover of the song but it’s the Brutus version

I can’t be the only one

The rest of NRC staff is just in the back with Yuu CRYING laughing

Young Crewel got me thinking about some kind of Back to the Future shenanigans where a seventeen-year-old Divus falls for Miss Yuu, but older Crewel comes in slaps his younger self across the face because “THAT’S YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER, DAMN IT!! Go to horny jail!!”

Not even his teenage self is allowed to get a chance with Yuu. No sir.

Crewel, fully aware he was a horny mf at seventeen,and knowing he has to stomp it out now: Hey, see that girl over there with the cat thing?

Young!Divus: Yeah. Damn. She's pretty-

Crewel:

Nope. Nope. I'm telling you now. You don't want that one.

Young!Divus: What, why?

Crewel: Because that's your future daughter.

Young!Divus: ugh, gross. *Doing some math* wait. If she's around my age, and you're thirty two...oh by the seven...who did I knock up!?

Being obsessed with your own OCs but literally never creating any art or content for them is such a curse. You'll be like "this reminds me of blorbo from my head :)", and everyone else will just be like "? who thef uck"

TWST Incorrect quotes#194 Vil Is angy

Rook: I’ll speak French between your legs~*Looks between You and Vil*

Vil"That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told…"

Mal: I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis…

Yuu,Ace & Floy: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS!

Epel*Wheezing, chocking on his lunch* TITTY CROISSANTS-

Vil: None of you should ever be having sex…