The Ultimate Rizz

The ultimate rizz

chapter 4

saw this post and thought of them

I just had this random thought about the Noel’s lament trend and that we NEED a cover of the song but it’s the Brutus version

I can’t be the only one

The rest of NRC staff is just in the back with Yuu CRYING laughing

Young Crewel got me thinking about some kind of Back to the Future shenanigans where a seventeen-year-old Divus falls for Miss Yuu, but older Crewel comes in slaps his younger self across the face because “THAT’S YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER, DAMN IT!! Go to horny jail!!”

Not even his teenage self is allowed to get a chance with Yuu. No sir.

Crewel, fully aware he was a horny mf at seventeen,and knowing he has to stomp it out now: Hey, see that girl over there with the cat thing?

Young!Divus: Yeah. Damn. She's pretty-

Crewel:

Nope. Nope. I'm telling you now. You don't want that one.

Young!Divus: What, why?

Crewel: Because that's your future daughter.

Young!Divus: ugh, gross. *Doing some math* wait. If she's around my age, and you're thirty two...oh by the seven...who did I knock up!?

Yes, always! 🎃👻🔪🩸🧡🖤

Maverick just looking at them with the energy of a disappointed mother

Maverick: 💖 Don't break people's hearts! They only have one! 💖

Iceman: Break their bones. They have 206. 💀

Goose: He's not serious. . .Mav, he isn't serious right?

Slider: HA! You guys should do comedy.