Dragon Reborn Memes

Dragon Reborn Memes

Rand: what horn?

“Selene”: The Horn of Valere! Wow you really were a farmer. It’s as if you know nothing about the world because you’ve been sleeping for 3000 years in a metaphysical prison, unable to reach even the world of dreams as the world broke and changed into an unrecognizable place, filled with half familiar names that have lost all meaning, and you find yourself in what is supposed to be one of the most wealthy cities in this world and you realize there isn’t even running water much less a functional toliet, and as you stand there with a pot of your own piss and shit in the same room youre supposed to sleep in, you begin to wonder, was drilling a hole into hell for the devil to come through even worth it?

Rand: What’s the Horn of Valere? 😃

The Wonder Girls during Sex Ed with Alanna Egwene: *awkwardly moving towards the exit as fast as she can* Nynaeve: *desperate to leave, but refusing to let the Aes Sedai see her squirm* Elayne: *frantically scribbling down notes*

Ishamael, staring down at Lanfear's latest Resources Requisition Form: You want 500 gold marks. To start.....an inn?

Lanfear, who would sooner die then admit she needs Ishamael's help to live out her sugar mommy fantasies with Rand: An evil inn. Ishamael sighing, thinking that at least this way he'll know where she is: Sure? Why not?

Five months later

Lanfear: So bad news the evil inn caught fire. Good news, it caught fire because I gave LTT a sex dream so intense he channeled in his sleep and set it aflame.

Ishamael, who has been busy taking over the Seanchan court: you WHAT?

No one leaves today without drinking their glass of water.