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Ishamael has been waiting 3 thousand years to monologue about moral philosophy only to be released from the Bore and immediately have to start catching up on Darkfriend admin work. Then a random child barges into his staff meeting and what is he supposed to do? NOT start indoctrinating her in nihilism?

Ishamael after freeing all of the other Forsaken: I immediately regret this decision.

Ishamael, staring down at Lanfear's latest Resources Requisition Form: You want 500 gold marks. To start.....an inn?

Lanfear, who would sooner die then admit she needs Ishamael's help to live out her sugar mommy fantasies with Rand: An evil inn. Ishamael sighing, thinking that at least this way he'll know where she is: Sure? Why not?

Five months later

Lanfear: So bad news the evil inn caught fire. Good news, it caught fire because I gave LTT a sex dream so intense he channeled in his sleep and set it aflame.

Ishamael, who has been busy taking over the Seanchan court: you WHAT?

“In a hole in the Pattern there lived the Great Lord of the Dark. Not a nasty, dirty hole— In fact, it was not a hole in any physical sense of the word, but considering the limitations of your minds I’m making do.”

— If The Hobbit had been written by Ishamael (via incorrect-wot-quotes)

Dark One: Lanfear you need to wake up

Lanfear: …..

Dark One: Lews Therin has been reborn

Lanfear:

My fishwives are fine they are just going through a rough patch right now it happens in a marriage. Or maybe it's just part of the manipulation to fool the rest of the Aei Sedi. MY FISHWIVES ARE NOT DIVORCED!!!😭😭😭😭😭 DO YOU HEAR ME THEY'RE JUST NOT!!!

I love how everyone is using the term "fishwives"

After watching episode 7. Using the term to describe our two favorite ladies.

Did anybody give a side eyed look when Siuan said to Moiraine about what would happen if one of the Forsaken got to Rand in episode 7. Cause I was just like "well funny you should say that"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can someone please write some Lanfear x reader on here or Archive Our Own. How is it that there isn't any.

Can someone please make a Rand and Lanfear story where Lews Therin started manifesting early in the show like he did in the books but as an actual person that only he can see. Because I found it fascinating how he took over rands body in the books.

I need someone to write this!!!

now that I we have on screen Lanfear and Moghedien fighting, I need to remind you all to CONSIDER what would have been if Nynaeve was the Dragon Reborn

I think Therica Wilson-Read the actress who plays Sabrina in The Witcher should play Graendal in The Wheel of Time she would make a perfect Graendal.

We have to get this to the writers or Instagram the actress to suggest she audition for the role

In episode 5 of season 2 that dream scene with Ishamael, Lanfear and dream Rand. I need someone to write a fanfic with the two of them playing out their sexual fantasies with dream Rand.

How is this not a thing yet.

I need to remind you all to CONSIDER what would have been if Nynaeve was the Dragon Reborn in the show since a female could have been a contender for it. Imagine both Lanfear and Moghedien fighting over her like feral cats

I believe it would make more sense if the Dragon reborn had been a girl, not only to have her wield Saidar because she's a woman but to also have her wield Saidin as well. Because if Lews Therin did resurface he wouldn't be able to help Egwene or Nynaeve because he doesn't see female weaves. So you should have either one of them wield both Saidar and Saidin which would make the dragon reborn extremely more powerful than what Rand would be. Somebody needs to make a story about this

Thoughts on this piece of information about the forsaken in season 3

I can't wait to see just how crazy Moghedien, Asmodean, and Graendal are gonna be in the show I just can't freaking wait. I live for unhinged characters.

I don't know what a Cylon or Battlestar Galactic is but I'm sute that this just means we are gonna be looking at a background character and not even know they are a forsaken. I hope they don't use the alias that the forsaken used in the books because book readers know who that person is automatically. I hope they use names where it not only confuses non book readers but also book readers as well.

Tell which Forsaken can you not wait to see.

Anyone else want to babygirl Moghedien so much after seeing the season 2 final because I just want to scoop her up and hold her. NYNAEVE GET YOUR GIRL SHE'S LITERALLY IN THE SAME CITY AS YOU!!! I also want to babygirl Liandrin as well.

I just finished the last book on The Wheel of Time and reading about Graendal in battle I can really really not only see but FEEL show Lanfear's terror about the other Forsaken being loose outside because man was Graendal a beast. This shows how underestimated she is. Plus with Lanfear calling her a vain idiot show watchers who haven't read books probably take that to heart.

I just realized the two rivers folk plus Moiraine and Lan don't know that all the forsaken are loose. I wonder how they are going to find out since Lanfear has been told to stay away (which she won't) she's probably going to drop some hints. We all know that Lanfear will find a way. Or they'll show off screen them all seeing the seals broken.

If Nynaeve was the Dragon Reborn Moghedien would have served her faithfully as her most loyal follower. Gathering secrets from others to report back to Nynaeve, and sabotaging the other Forsaken's plots against Nynaeve. Lanfear would have some serious competition.

Guys help me out I'm not sure who is who and I've been stressing over this for literally an hour 😭😫

three tickets to challengers please