Holy Cheese-It This Is An Adorable Sketch!!! : D I Love It. < 3

Holy Cheese-It this is an adorable sketch!!! : D I love it. < 3

Sanders Sides Monster AU

Logan- Centaur (Bay Roan Appaloosa)

Roman- Satyr (Markhor)

Patton- Harpy (Blue Grey Tanager)

Virgil- Naga (Formosan Odd-Scaled Snake)

*The others like to ride on Logan’s back, but some *cough* Roman *cough* are too heavy to stay on for long. Virgil wraps around to distribute his weight, making him the best rider. Patton perches pretty well but sometimes accidentally digs his talons into Logan’s hide when he gets too excited.

*When Patton gets complimented or proud of the others, his feathers fluff up in happiness. Also he is The Mother HenTM.

*Roman keeps the other satyrs in check to make sure they don’t use their magic to take advantage of humans. “Remember everyone, consent is the most romantic thing of all!“ 

*Roman can play the flute(based on when he tried to play the recorder).

*Being reptilian, Virgil gets cold easily. He used to just nest up in lots of blankets but now that the others accept him he’ll just randomly wrap around one of them for cuddles.

*I guess since these are basically all Greek monsters then Thomas can be the Greek God that created them!

Sanders Sides E.V.O.L AU

A.k.a the AU where dark versions of the sides all fall for poor Virgil.

Patton- A cupid assigned to Virgil that turns dark by accidentally pricking himself with one of his own arrows. Is now trying to shoot Virgil with the same arrow to make him fall for him as well.

Logan- A witch doctor hired by Virgil's parents to be his matchmaker. They want him married off to someone rich, but Logan accidentally falls for his client and is now trying to slip him a love potion.

Roman- An Incubus that normally eats and runs when it comes to humans but has started to believe Virgil is the exception, since he was the first human to be able to turn him down.

Deceit- A Siren that overheard Virgil singing once when he thought he was all alone. Believes he would make a perfect siren and is now trying to lure him into the water in order to turn him.

Virgil- Definitely didn't ask for any of this crazy nonsense. Turns out to be a long lost descendant of a demigod daughter of Aphrodite, which may explain some of this craziness at least.

Deceit

Home Schooled, {Forced} Death Eater

Wand: Silver Lime Wood and Horned Serpent Horn Core

Familiar: Yellow Banded Poison Dart Frog

Patronus: Chameleon

Sanders Sides Hogwarts AU

Patton

House: Hufflepuff

Familiar: Couch’s Spadefoot Toad

Wand: Unicorn Hair Core, Poplar Wood

Patronus: Dolphin

Roman

House: Gryffindor

Familiar: Bengal Cat

Wand: Phoenix Feather Core, Sycamore Wood

Patronus: Peacock

Logan

House: Ravenclaw

Familiar: Barred Owl

Wand: Dragon Heartstring Core, Beech Wood

Patronus: Octopus

Virgil

Rumored Squib/Obscurial

Familiar: Black Hooded Rat

Wand: Dragon Heartstring Core, Larch Wood

Patronus: Vulture

Thomas

Professor, Head of Hufflepuff House

Familiar: Northern Pygmy Owl

Wand: Phoenix Feather Core, Black Walnut Wood

Patronus: Turtle

Logan: And to conclude the chore list- Patton and Virgil are on yard duty.

* In unison *

Virgil: Ugh, nature.

Patton: Yay, nature!

Roman: Alright everyone, off to your battle stations! * flourishes a broom like a sword and runs off to clean *

~ later on in the yard ~

Virgil: These sticks are too...sticky.

Patton: C'mon, Virgie, we only have a few more left in the front yard to pick up!

Virgil: Yeah, but then we still have the backyard. Stupid backyard. I hate everything right now.

Virgil: * looks over shoulder at some of the wild spring flowers that are growing *

Virgil: Except for those little guys. They're pretty cool, I guess.

Patton: Oooh, pretty! * gasps * Virgil, let's pick some to bring inside. We can put some in a vase- it'll be SCENTsational.

Patton: * giggles at pun * How about it, kiddo?

Virgil: * looks down at sticks in his arms before abruptly throwing them down half-hazardly * Sure, why not? Anything to get out of chores, Pat.

~ and yet even later on in the yard ~

Logan: * walking outside to inspect the yard, only to stop dead in his tracks *

Patton: * Is wearing a flower crown and  placing a necklace of flowers around Virgil's neck as they sit in a patch of wild flowers together *

Virgil: * looks over at Logan * Sup, dude?

Logan: Wha-what do you mean "Sup, dude?"??? * finger quoting frantically * "What is up" is that this yard does not appear to be finished at all. Roman and I have both completed- and on my part, excelled- at our assigned tasks.

Roman: * leaning out the door with flowery gloves and bandana still on * Did someone say excellent? Because I certainly am!

Roman: * notices what's going on * Oh my. * laughs * Well doesn't this appear to be straight out of a story book? But this kingdom doesn't run itself, you know. We all need to be doing our part, you two!

Logan: * shaking his head * No, no. It is my own error. I should have known better than to pair these two up when it concerns something serious.

Patton and Virgil: * now both have on a flower crown and lei, blissfully having gone back to ignoring the other two *

Logan: Honestly, they are like children on a play date.

Virgil: That's it. I give up.

Logan: That is a pretty broad statement. Give up on what, exactly?

Patton: On life? On us?? * gasps * On yourself???

Virgil: Just, you know- * gestures at everything * In general.

Patton: Aw, Virgie. * pouts *

Roman: * bursts into the room * Never give up! Never surrender!

Roman: * picks up Virgil like a princess * Come my friend, let us defeat all that currently ails you!

Patton: * claps * Yay, an adventure! May I come along too?

Roman: Of course, fair Patton! Let us be off!

All three: * runs out of the room, well one is carried but still *

Logan: What...just happened...

Logan: * stands there for a couple of minutes * Well I might as well join them and assure that they do not get themselves too seriously injured. * leaves calmly *

Roman: * angrily muttering at kitchen appliances *

Roman: * sings to calm himself down *

Logan: * walking into the kitchen *

Logan: Were you just...talking to yourself?

Roman: No, I was talking to inanimate objects, actually.

Logan:And...singing to them as well?

Roman: Ah well, the singing was for myself. If the inanimate objects just so happened to be listening in, then that's on them. But honestly, I wouldn't blame them. My singing voice is absolutely angelic! Isn't that right, little toaster?

Toaster: * has a Brave Little Toaster face painted on it, probably by Patton *