Resident Dog Walker By Day, Running With Wolves By Night.

Resident dog walker by day, Running with wolves by night.

E.V.0.L Au Update

So it’s been like a year or something idk??? Cause I’m a stupid procrastinating sh*t. But I’ve finally buckled down and wrestled myself into inspiration mode and here we are.

I have the prologue and chapter one finished! I just wanted to see if anyone still wanted to talk about it or go over it with me before I actually post either of them though.

Also I probably won’t post chapter one until I have the second one mostly written? Which will hopefully be soon so long as I keep myself in line?

Sorry again about being so d*mn lazy lol. Hopefully people are still interested in this.

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Who’s Your Mommy?

* Patton’s about to leave the creativity twins alone together in the mindscape for a bit *

Patton: Now you two better get along and behave yourselves, okay?

(At the same time as each other-)

Roman: Yes, Pat.

Remus: Sure thing, Sugar Daddy.

Patton: * glancing back and forth between their faces trying to read them * Okay, just don't make me call your mother.

(Again, at the same time-)

Roman: Logan?

Remus: Virgil?

Patton: Um. I was actually talking about an imaginary mother. A FAUXther, if you will. 

Roman: Wait, did you say Virgil? Why would you think Jennifer Angston is Mom-material?

Remus: * loud conspiratory whisper * Between you, me, and daddyo over there- Deceit's barely been holding down the fort since he's been gone.

Okay but about that gem Peridot bubbled but was never brought up again...

I just came up with a new headcanon/au for it so here we go!

I propose: 

After leaving Earth with the barn, Lapis bubbled some of their more valuable stuff while she was heading into space. Including the gem Peridot had bubbled, which she stared at longingly/apologetically at before putting a bubble around the one Peridot had already made. Double bubble means double protection! Which means it was hopefully not shattered to bits when Lapis threw the barn at Blue Diamond.

Or, if you want to ensure the little gem’s safety. When Lapis bubbled most of the stuff, it stayed where she was at because she considered the barn home at the time. Except for the gem, which was sent back to Earth were Peridot (and her actual home) was, because she was actually thinking of her when she bubbled it. 

If it was sent back to Peridot, then maybe she showed it to the others, wondering if she could put it somewhere a bit safer than the bathroom she was staying in at the time. (Plus she didn’t want the color of the second layer bubble to be yet another reminder of Lapis and the fact that she left, but she didn’t want to tell the crystal gems that just yet. It’s probably one of the things she opened up to them about while they started training her.) And thus they put it in the burning room with the other bubbled corrupted gems! 

Rock band guitar player by day, demon for hire by night.

"Do you think that he could be you?" 

So either I died in a murder mystery (rad) or that one soul mate au where the words on you are the last ones they say to you before ya'll die (angsty).

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?