Hunter X Hunter Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Kurapika, about Gon, Killua, and Leorio: Would I die for them? Yes.

Kurapika: Will respond to their phone calls and messages? No.

*Thunk*

Killua, texting: Quit throwing stones at my window. What do you think you have a phone for?

Gon, texting back: Shoot! You're right, my bad.

*Thunk*

Killua, opening his window: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW??!!

Bisky: Are you always this upset when you loose?

Killua: I'm not!

Gon: ...

Gon: What about the Great Jenga Tantrum of 9:35?

Killua: YOU BUMPED THE TABLE AND YOU KNOW IT!!

Poopy gum has the qualities of both caca and shit.

-Bootleg anime quotes, bootleg hisoka

Leorio: *wakes up in the middle of the night to see Gon an inch from his face*

Gon: So me and Killua had this idea—

Killua, standing at the doorway: *to Leorio* Stop screaming.

Gon: —so we had this idea

Killua: Please don’t tell Kurapika.

Leorio: Oh, I’m not going to say a word.

Killua: ...you’re going to make me tell him aren’t you?

Leorio: Loud and clear. And every nitty gritty detail.

Killua: While I'm gone, Gon, you're in charge.

Gon: Yes!!!

Killua, whispering to Alluka: Alluka, you're secretly in charge.

Alluka: Obviously.