Killua: Please Dont Tell Kurapika.

Killua: Please don’t tell Kurapika.

Leorio: Oh, I’m not going to say a word.

Killua: ...you’re going to make me tell him aren’t you?

Leorio: Loud and clear. And every nitty gritty detail.

Me trying to figure out how Akutagawa explained his whole ‘I can’t kill for 6 months’ deal to the rest of the mafia, like, ‘sorry boss I know you gave me a direct order to wipe out this opposing organization, but I cut a deal with my enemy/partner/rival/crush to not kill anyone for 6 months so that I can impress him with my superior skills and then immediately kill him, so you’re going to have to select someone else for this mission, sorry.’ Like-

Tachihara: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done?

Gin: *sighs*

Gin: I killed a man.

atsushi gets super clingy when he's drinking like the first time the ada took him out for drinks, dazai and kunikida could not move because atsushi was holding them so tightly and he finally, tearfully, allowed kunikida to leave because kunikida had to use the bathroom only to jump across the table and hold onto to junichiro (dragging dazai with him), when they finally left and took him home, they had to claw him off ranpo and even then it only worked because since it was his first time drinking, yosano was going to stay with him just in case

anyway, after the first time, the ada just get used to it and it no longer registers to them as anything but normal

akutagawa and atsushi aren't even tentative friends yet before akutagawa runs into tipsy atsushi and ends the night with an armful of atsushi that wont let go no matter how much he pokes and prods but thats a different story lmao

higuchi: sir... why is the agency's weretiger curled up on your lap

akutagawa: he went drinking with his friends.

The ADA dorms pt 4

Natsume: *sitting dramatically on a rooftop* Ah it is so wonderful to see that my three party framework has become successful. The alliance between the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency will usher a new era of pea.. ... what the fuck

Chuuya: *leaving Dazai's room through the window and flying off* Akutagawa: *leaves Atsushi's room using Rashomon to slink into an alleyway* Mori: *walks quickly out of Fukuzawas room with a black trench coat and a big hat* Kouyou: *Kisses Yosano at her door and strolls calmly to the street and into a car*

Natsume: I cant deal with this shit

Part 9 ~ Part 8 ~ Part 7 ~ Part 6 ~ Part 5 ~ Part 4 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1

team yangchen incorrect quotes

Yangchen: Time for plan G. Kavik: Don’t you mean plan B? Yangchen: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Yingsu: What about plan D? Yangchen: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Akuudan: What about plan E? Yangchen: I’m hoping not to use it. Kavik dies in plan E. Jujinta: I like plan E.

yangchen: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. kavik: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

*Yangchen's helping Yingsu out after they get injured, while the others are watching* Kavik: How does Yingsu look? Jujinta: A little better than you, actually.

Yangchen: Can I be frank with you guys? Kavik: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Yingsu: Can I still be Yingsu? Jujinta: Shh, let Frank speak.

Yangchen: I made tea. kavik: I don’t want tea. Yangchen: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. kavik: Then why are you telling me? Yangchen: It is a conversation starter. kavik: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Yangchen: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Yangchen: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Yingsu: Wednesay Yangchen: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Yangchen: A theif. Kavik: Thief? Yangchen: Theif. Kavik: I before E, except after C. Yangchen: Thceif. Yangchen: No.

Jujinta: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Kavik: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Yangchen: If you had to choose between Kavik and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Jujinta: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Kavik: Jujinta! Yangchen: 63 cents. Jujinta: I'll take the money. Kavik: JUJINTA!!!

Yingsu: Why are you on the floor? Kavik: I'm depressed. Kavik: Also I was stabbed, can you get Yangchen, please.

Yangchen: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Yangchen and Kavik, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Yingsu: Our turn, jujinta! One, two, three- vanilla! jujinta, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Yangchen: Is stabbing someone immoral? Yingsu: Not if they consent to it. Jujinta: Depends who you’re stabbing. Kavik: YES?!?

Kavik: You know those things will kill you, right? Yangchen, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Yingsu, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. jujinta: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*