Hermes: Today Is A Day Of Running Through Hurdles.

Hermes: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Apollo: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Hermes: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Hermes: Am I going too far?

Apollo: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

Apollo: Crushes are the worst.

Hermes: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid.

Apollo: Pffffttt, you always act stupid!

Hermes:

Hermes: Please don’t think about that too hard.

Apollo: Im going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Hermes: Im going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast.

Hermes: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Apollo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Apollo: This is such a bad idea.

Hermes: Then why are you coming along?

Apollo: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.