Apollo: I Can't Take This Anymore, Someone Needs To Take Me Out!

Apollo: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Hermes: In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Apollo: I don't know, surprise me!

Hermes: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Apollo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Apollo: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Hermes, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Hermes: I’m in love with you.

Apollo: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Hermes: I know.

Apollo: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Apollo: Crushes are the worst.

Hermes: I know! Whenever I’m around mine, I always act stupid.

Apollo: Pffffttt, you always act stupid!

Hermes:

Hermes: Please don’t think about that too hard.

Apollo: Im going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Hermes: Im going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast.