Jason : Murder Wasnt On Todays Agenda.

Jason : Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.

Dick : It’s not on anyone’s.

Damian : No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday.

Dick : *Shrugs* :\

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Tim : I want 17 shots of espresso in my coffee, please. Thanks.

Dick : *Horrified* Nope, that’s where I draw the line.

Jason : When did you learn you could time travel?

Tim : Tomorrow

*Alternate Universe where Damian was upset at Dick for not believing Tim*

Damian, hugging/clinging onto Tim like his life depends on it : Tt, Grayson is stupid!

*Tim, awkwardly patting him on the back but smiling softly*

Dick : T^T

Tim : Where are you going?

Jason : Hell most likely

Dick : *Horrified*

Damian : Snort*

Everyone : Tim is the blasé child.

Tim : What they don’t know can’t hurt them.

*Cue Tim saying Batman doesn’t have friends, blowing up Ra’s bases, hiring a rando person to act as his uncle, clone his bestie, etc, etc”

Everyone : *Oblivious*

Bruce : You fought an entire group of elite assassins who have succeeded in killing everyone they ever planned on assassinating.

Tim : Yep

Bruce : And you walked away relatively unharmed.

Tim : Yeah, they all died in the explosion.

Bruce : What explosion?

Tim : …

Bruce : Tim, what explosion—

Tim, backing away slowly : …

Bruce, well aware of how unhinged his kids can be but still had hopes for this one : whAT EXPLOSION!?