Jason : Murder Wasnt On Todays Agenda.

Jason : Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.

Dick : It’s not on anyone’s.

Damian : No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday.

Dick : *Shrugs* :\

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Tim : I want 17 shots of espresso in my coffee, please. Thanks.

Dick : *Horrified* Nope, that’s where I draw the line.

*In an Alternate Universe Where Pru and Tim met differently*

Tim : You’re an Assassin!?

Pru : We’ve known each other for literally two days. Why are you so shocked?

Tim : I just thought I’d get a normal friend for once..

Pru : What do you mean ‘for once’?

Bruce : Murder is not okay. Unless it’s the Joker.

Dick : Murder is not okay. Unless it’s the Joker.

Jason, pulling out his gun : Murder is okay.

Tim, blowing up Ra’s al Ghul bases : Murder is okay.

Damian, taking his katana out : Murder is okay.

Alfred, loading his shotgun : I wish more people broke into the Manor.

*Alternate Universe where Damian was upset at Dick for not believing Tim*

Damian, hugging/clinging onto Tim like his life depends on it : Tt, Grayson is stupid!

*Tim, awkwardly patting him on the back but smiling softly*

Dick : T^T

Tim : *Saves a kitten stuck in a tree*

Damian, who was forced to follow him buy groceries because Alfred is sick : I don’t know wether to kick you and take the kitten or praise you for saving it.

I wasn’t too sure about Barbara but alas—

Anyways, when I saw the ‘Is god’ section I knew I had to put Alfred.

Also— Dick is talking about a different god, ofc. That’s his emotional support gramps.