*Alternate Universe Where Damian Was Upset At Dick For Not Believing Tim*

*Alternate Universe where Damian was upset at Dick for not believing Tim*

Damian, hugging/clinging onto Tim like his life depends on it : Tt, Grayson is stupid!

*Tim, awkwardly patting him on the back but smiling softly*

Dick : T^T

Everyone : Tim is the blasé child.

Tim : What they don’t know can’t hurt them.

*Cue Tim saying Batman doesn’t have friends, blowing up Ra’s bases, hiring a rando person to act as his uncle, clone his bestie, etc, etc”

Everyone : *Oblivious*

Tim : *Saves a kitten stuck in a tree*

Damian, who was forced to follow him buy groceries because Alfred is sick : I don’t know wether to kick you and take the kitten or praise you for saving it.

Jason : Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.

Dick : It’s not on anyone’s.

Damian : No, it’s on mine, just not until next Thursday.

Dick : *Shrugs* :\

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Tim : I want 17 shots of espresso in my coffee, please. Thanks.

Dick : *Horrified* Nope, that’s where I draw the line.

Bruce : Murder is not okay. Unless it’s the Joker.

Dick : Murder is not okay. Unless it’s the Joker.

Jason, pulling out his gun : Murder is okay.

Tim, blowing up Ra’s al Ghul bases : Murder is okay.

Damian, taking his katana out : Murder is okay.

Alfred, loading his shotgun : I wish more people broke into the Manor.