*Alternate Universe Where Damian Was Upset At Dick For Not Believing Tim*

*Alternate Universe where Damian was upset at Dick for not believing Tim*

Damian, hugging/clinging onto Tim like his life depends on it : Tt, Grayson is stupid!

*Tim, awkwardly patting him on the back but smiling softly*

Dick : T^T

Bruce : Murder is not okay. Unless it’s the Joker.

Dick : Murder is not okay. Unless it’s the Joker.

Jason, pulling out his gun : Murder is okay.

Tim, blowing up Ra’s al Ghul bases : Murder is okay.

Damian, taking his katana out : Murder is okay.

Alfred, loading his shotgun : I wish more people broke into the Manor.

Jason : I have a solution

Dick : Thank god!

Jason : It involves fire

Bruce : Absolutely not!

Tim : Sigh* Why is this my family?

Damian : Tt, I still think we should have gone with my proposal.

Tim : Your suggestion included 30 cats and one pack of catnip, Damian.

Bruce : You fought an entire group of elite assassins who have succeeded in killing everyone they ever planned on assassinating.

Tim : Yep

Bruce : And you walked away relatively unharmed.

Tim : Yeah, they all died in the explosion.

Bruce : What explosion?

Tim : …

Bruce : Tim, what explosion—

Tim, backing away slowly : …

Bruce, well aware of how unhinged his kids can be but still had hopes for this one : whAT EXPLOSION!?

Tim : You Dumbass!

Dick : I didn’t t screw up that much!

Tim : The GCPD is hunting you down, you did screw up that much.

Tim : We’re dead, and if we don’t die here, Bruce and Alfred are going to kill us.

Tim : *Doing some complicated coding to find out the IP address of criminals*

Jason : *Doing his absolute best to annoy the shit out of Tim* NoTiCe mEeEeeeeEee