Tim Drake: Throw My Decaying Ass Body In Chernobyl So I Can Finally Achieve My Lifelong Dream Of Becoming

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Tim Drake: Throw my decaying ass body in Chernobyl so I can finally achieve my lifelong dream of becoming Shrödringers bitch

Bruce Wayne staring in horror: Tim-

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Eleanor(Dani)and Dante(Dan) are 5 and Danny is only 19.

Jason,Tim,and Cass aren't going to like the math.

Cloning is the result so they aren't using lethal force then.

On the other hand they have family on two different clans. Grandparents in a threesome.

An aunt and 2 other parents.

The Addams are kinda cooky and spooky.

Turns out the Nightingales are in charge of the Court of Owls, but it lost its roots.

They are going to take advantage of that.

At least their family is nice. More to add to the family registry.

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Idea of that Jason, Tim, Cass and dick are all failed Danny clones that were saved by Clockwork. These are the people specifically I think would really fit the best.

Clockwork gives dick to the Grayson's. Jason was switched out with a stillborn. Tim was adopted to be the Drake heir and Lady Shiva made a deal with Clockwork to pull one over on David Cain.

I think it would be reasonable if it was older Danny when they find out, but it would also be hilarious if they were Time displaced and Danny is still in high school.

Was reading a PJO/DC crossover fic and it inspired this cliche Batfam idea

Basically the mist is failing due to the increase of alien and supervillain attacks and people basically being unable to ignore the strange occurrences around them, both Greek and Roman camps made the decision to come out to the world.

Justice League have a meeting, with some League members being secret demigods or Legacies and trying to establish boundaries, which gets heated because Batman doesn’t know a healthy boundary even if it hits him in the cowl because these are children dying Diana, which results in a demigod League member going, “—and what do you know about training demigods Batman?”

Literally in that same second they get a call patched through by Oracle, saying something is happening in the Cave. Batman connects the call to video chat and in full prominent display all of Batman associates (re: children) have glowing symbols above their heads. With the knowledge of Greek symbols for their pantheon Bruce simply turns around to the shocked faces of those around him, eyebrow raised, and (internally smugly) goes, “Seems I know enough.”

Darn. Thalia is a single mother with two kids.

Both her kids so happen to be her siblings

Okay, but Thalia, Jason G., and Annabeth have a team up in Gotham in the Annabeth Wayne verse. Thalia got leave to go on a solo hunt for something big and nasty, took Jason with her in an attempt at bonding, then found out that not only is the monster headed for the unholy cesspool that is Gotham, for some reason Annabeth is back in Gotham.

She is not happy that Annabeth went back to Gotham. Jason allows himself to be dragged further into the mess when Thalia shows up to check on Annabeth and Annabeth invites herself on the hunt. Thalia now has both her kids present to worry about, and it's making her more than a little twitchy.

Anyway, it's a short, but very nasty, very brutal fight against something deadly and good at large scale damage.

The latter means Nightwing ends up on the scene, not understanding what is happening but deciding that whatever it is his brain couldn't seem to process had just thrown his little sister into a car, so he could figure out the rest later.

It eats one of his escrima sticks.

Annabeth jumps on the monster from above at some point and stabs it directly in the eye with her knife. He wasn't aware she knew how to do that.

As the monster explodes into golden dust, there are sirens going and the dust from the destroyed brickwork and the monster corpse combined with the lack of moonlight makes it hard to see. Thalia calls out to her kids to make sure everyone is in one piece.

Except the words that come out of her mouth have skipped straight over any of her normal filters ,so what comes out is:

"Jay!!! Annie!! Are you both still alive?"

Dick Grayson hears her and freezes on the spot, blood rushing in his ears even as the teenagers reply in the affirmative and Thalia surges forward with a grin to wrap an arm around them both.

Jason wanted to blow something up but didn't know what.

Damian didn't know what to do and wanted to join.

Tim wanted a few people gone and had one too many explosives at hand. He had evidence about animal smugglers and Damian demanded to join.

Safe to say Dick found out.

Bummer.

Dick: What did you three do?

Jason:

Tim:

Damian:

Dick: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to Bruce again or not.