Lol. Imagine How Confused They Were.

Lol. Imagine how confused they were.

gothamites looking at WE’s new ceo and seeing the kid that they would see run around gotham’s streets with a fancy camera years ago after assuming that he fucking died after he just disappeared(became robin and found a new hobby) and being so confused because yeah he definitely wasn’t a street kid but to find out he was a NEPO BABY??

Arsonist

Liberationist

Socialist

ASL SWEEP ‼️

Tim would be drinking energy drinks and coffee, but Alfred had those confiscated.

Bruce: You know you can die from that, right? Jason: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point. Dick: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up. Tim: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Was reading a PJO/DC crossover fic and it inspired this cliche Batfam idea

Basically the mist is failing due to the increase of alien and supervillain attacks and people basically being unable to ignore the strange occurrences around them, both Greek and Roman camps made the decision to come out to the world.

Justice League have a meeting, with some League members being secret demigods or Legacies and trying to establish boundaries, which gets heated because Batman doesn’t know a healthy boundary even if it hits him in the cowl because these are children dying Diana, which results in a demigod League member going, “—and what do you know about training demigods Batman?”

Literally in that same second they get a call patched through by Oracle, saying something is happening in the Cave. Batman connects the call to video chat and in full prominent display all of Batman associates (re: children) have glowing symbols above their heads. With the knowledge of Greek symbols for their pantheon Bruce simply turns around to the shocked faces of those around him, eyebrow raised, and (internally smugly) goes, “Seems I know enough.”

SOMEONE MAKE ALFRED PENNYWORTH AS CIEL PHANTOMHIVE TRUE!!!!!

Alfred Pennyworth is Ciel Phantomhive

Black Butler x DC

Me: What if Sebastian was Alfred Pennyworth?

My Brain at the same time: What if Alfred was Ciel?

Me: ...

Also me: You son of a Betch. That's brilliant.

My Brain: :')

This is how I imagine the batfam finding out, just a slither of Alfred's Past.

Sebastian, appears bowing in front of Alfred(Ciel): My Lord, there is an urgent matter that you must attend to.

Alfred(Ciel): Hello Sebastian to what do I owe this displeasure?

Sebastian: There is-

Alfred(Ciel): There is a room filled with cat's and cat toys.

Sebastian: ...

Alfred(Ciel): Would you like to wait there as I prepare some Earl Gary Tea for the both of us?

Sebastian: While the matter is not that important I would like to be escorted to this room.

Alfred(Ciel), smiling because he knows he won this round: Why of course Sebastian.

The batfam in the dining room: ...

Tim: ... Is Alfred a demon lord?

Darn. Thalia is a single mother with two kids.

Both her kids so happen to be her siblings

Okay, but Thalia, Jason G., and Annabeth have a team up in Gotham in the Annabeth Wayne verse. Thalia got leave to go on a solo hunt for something big and nasty, took Jason with her in an attempt at bonding, then found out that not only is the monster headed for the unholy cesspool that is Gotham, for some reason Annabeth is back in Gotham.

She is not happy that Annabeth went back to Gotham. Jason allows himself to be dragged further into the mess when Thalia shows up to check on Annabeth and Annabeth invites herself on the hunt. Thalia now has both her kids present to worry about, and it's making her more than a little twitchy.

Anyway, it's a short, but very nasty, very brutal fight against something deadly and good at large scale damage.

The latter means Nightwing ends up on the scene, not understanding what is happening but deciding that whatever it is his brain couldn't seem to process had just thrown his little sister into a car, so he could figure out the rest later.

It eats one of his escrima sticks.

Annabeth jumps on the monster from above at some point and stabs it directly in the eye with her knife. He wasn't aware she knew how to do that.

As the monster explodes into golden dust, there are sirens going and the dust from the destroyed brickwork and the monster corpse combined with the lack of moonlight makes it hard to see. Thalia calls out to her kids to make sure everyone is in one piece.

Except the words that come out of her mouth have skipped straight over any of her normal filters ,so what comes out is:

"Jay!!! Annie!! Are you both still alive?"

Dick Grayson hears her and freezes on the spot, blood rushing in his ears even as the teenagers reply in the affirmative and Thalia surges forward with a grin to wrap an arm around them both.