Imagine Alea Assuming Anytime Cassaras Mentions Someone By Name That They Dated.Cassaras, In The Middle

Imagine Alea assuming anytime Cassaras mentions someone by name that they dated. Cassaras, in the middle of grandpa lore: That reminds me when Vlad… Alea: Oooo… Did you date him? Cassaras: … First of all. I'm aroace. Second of all. Vlad radiates "Danger to society" energy and I wouldn't date him even I was into men.

Italy. Old Italian person to Cassaras: Wow, you talk the same way my grandparents did. The words are really old Cassaras, nervously: Haha, I wonder why

Knock on the door. Person: Can we talk about Jesus? Mary: What did my son do this time?

I headcanon Cassaras as "I need caffeine to function" type of neurodivergent (bc insomnia) and Sammy as "I have natural caffeine in my blood stream" type of neurodivergent

Eurus saw the Titanomachy and probably was part of it (because he is a young for a titan). He saw the Gigantomachy. The Narcissus thing. Itil being murdered by his own murder. Otrera's death. Theseus stealing the biggest treasure of the Amazons. The Troy in which many of the Amazons died. The fall of Petra and the death of his people. This dude surely has a lot of trauma.

Sammy: Cassaras fell overboard Thea: Did he say anything? Sammy: Do I say the curse words? Thea: No. Sammy: Then he fell silently