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Okay but Cassis having ADHD would be perfect like: Cassaras, 1990: I should apologize to my mother later. Cassaras, 2000: I should apologize to my mother later. Cassaras, 2010: I really should go to apologize. But later. Cassaras, 2020: …she is dead.
After Sammy comes out as aroace Lennox: Ok, but why so many people came out on the aroace spectrum? Cassaras, Siska, Thea, Hagen, Sammy… Cassaras: I'm a magnet for aroace people, I'm sorry you have to find out this way…
So there is type of pasta called fagottini. Tess: gets some out of a shelf and starts cooking without knowing the name Cassaras while laughing: Cannibalism
Niki: So I am Romanian Cassaras: Oh, I have one friend in Romania. He is a little older than me Niki: What is his name? Cassaras: Dracula Niki: Cassaras: Niki: Cassaras: I'm just joking. Niki: Oh… Cassaras: Dracula is his last name, his first name is Vlad --- Dracula: I'll drink your blood Cassaras: Cassaras: That's kinda gay, Vlad
Italy. Restaurant. Cassaras, being ace: I'd like garlic bread Dracula: dramatic gasp Cassaras: Sorry, sorry. I forgot, Vlad. I wouldn't Dracula: What about fagottini? Cassaras: I'm not a cannibal Dracula: Cassaras: Dracula: Eeee, good one, Cassis. Waiter: Waiter: Y'all are cosplayers or something?
Cassaras: coughs Cassaras: Is it because of the drug I smoke? Is it because I spend most of my time in cold water? Am I dying? We'll never know. Thea: Thea: Are you okay?
Cassaras, telling a story: A, yes. Sunny Rome. The sun shines, the bird sing and I'm arguing with random dude because I forgot Trastevere is a place and thought he was calling me a slur.
Tess: hugging blåhaj while drinking a monster Kit, laughing: The trans agenda Cassaras: What is the trans agenda Kit: You'll learn when you become level 1 trans woman Cassaras: …I'm not a woman Kit to Tess about Cassaras: Level 0: denial
Quietness. Cassaras: curse words Thea: What happened? Cassaras: I just had the perfect comeback to that one dude. Thea: Go and tell him Cassaras: He is dead for like 70 years.
We know Cassaras is old, right? Does this mean he has gray hairs? I mean most mermaids have gray hairs. Imagine Thea dying his hair and he is constantly like: Are you done now? Are you done now? Can I smoke?
Imagine Baby Thea having octopus plushie that she just insist is the warkan's baby. Ocean. Cassaras: summons Warkan Thea: I brought you your baby shows him the plushie Warkan: I don't have a baby Cassaras: translates Thea: shoves the plushie in the warkan's arms tentacles Your. Baby.
Catholic school Teacher: Students who have As and Bs will go to Heaven, students with Cs, Ds and Fs will go to Hell Cassaras, from the last desk: Sir, is there a way in which we finish school alive?
Museum. Cassaras: sees a painting Cassaras: angry words in Italian Thea: What? Cassaras: I drew this and sold it for a bread! And now they are showing it in a museum! What is this unfair world!?
Lennox, reading: Cursing can make your life longer Cassaras: Damn, I'm probably immortal at this point
I love how Cassaras' character is something between an old man and teenage boy Cassaras: Thanks, it's trauma
Cassaras: baby talking to his warkan Lennox: goes near him Cassaras: Cassaras: You did not hear that
Imagine Alpha Cru, Siska and Thea are watching some movie and there is an archer and at the middle of the movie Cassaras just stops it and starts explaining how this is not how bows work. Cassaras: You also can't stay that long aiming… WAIT, I CAN DEMONSTRATE YOU Cassaras: gets his arrows and bow Ben: DON'T POINT THIS AT US, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Book 10 Cassaras: Y'all don't know the average heartbeat of a mermaid is one in 25 human seconds?! NELANI, THESE CHILDREN HAVE SERIOUS EDUCATIONAL PROBLEM
Alea: Ok, I have an idea. Let's make the LGBTQ+ be pronounceable. Let's make it QTIPAI+ Cassaras: Cassaras: Please, just call me a faggot
Alea: Lennox would throw himself in front of a moving car for me Thea: Lennox would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun Cassaras: Same-