I use he/theyI'm autistic and have ADHDI'm just talking about my current hyperfixations and special interests
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So Mermaids Live Longer. Does This Mean They Have Slower Pulse? If So.Cassaras: Measures His Pulse 5
So mermaids live longer. Does this mean they have slower pulse? If so. Cassaras: measures his pulse 5 beats per minute? Good, very good… Cassaras: has been sitting with the thing you measure blood pressure for 5 minutes Hagen: What are you doing? Cassaras: Shush. Hagen: Ok? Cassaras: takes it off after a minute 23-57. Damn it, it is high Hagen: HIGH?
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The Alpha Cru are watching a show. Cassaras, under his breath: Dai, dai, dai, dai… Ben: What is wrong with you?! You can't wish someone to die just because you don't like them! *Dai - "Come on" in Italian
Cassaras and Hagen arguing. Cassaras: I'M LITERALLY 4 TIMES OLDER THAN YOU Thea, who had watched them argue: Wait… Does this mean you are 40? Hagen: 38 Thea: You told me you are 30! You lied to me! Hagen: …that was 8 years ago. Thea: I don't care! You still lied to me Hagen: Hagen: I'm so done with this family
Tess: For fourth time this week. Thea, stress balls are to squeeze them not to throw them at people that annoy you Thea: Thea: No throws a stress ball at Tess
Hagen: Hey, can you help me with something? Anthea keeps repeating two signs at school and she said they are Italian. But I don't understand Italian… Cassaras: Yep, sure… Hagen: shows two of the offensive signs Cassaras:
Cassaras, reading and signing: …but the prince thought Maia is a girl. He asked how to figure this out his father. And the father said: "Throw an orange at him. If he catches it with one hand, if he catches it with two hands she is a girl" And so… Thea: Wait, what if she wasn't able to catch it? Cassaras: …that is a good question Cassaras and Thea: spent the next hour discussing what would happen if she didn't catch the orange