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Cassaras and Lennox are late Hagen: Why Italians are always late Cassaras: gasps dramatically Cassaras: We are not late, because if the appointment is around 10.00 everyone arrives at 11.00! Unfortunately foreigners don’t understand this habit and always arrive before the actual hour of the meeting! Hagen: Hagen: You do realize we live in Germany?

Thea: Dad, would you still love me if I was queer? Cassaras: Cassaras: IF?!

Imagine Cassaras actually adopts his children and Fussel just really likes him and follows him everywhere. "No, Fussel, you can't go in the bathroom with me" "No, Fussel, don't touch the ashtray" "Fussel, you can't sit in me while I'm driving"

I imagine things with Cassaras and Thea went like: Thea: When we escape, you are my father. And as we know from 7th book Cassaras loves her too much to say 'No' so… He has a daughter now

Tess, explaining her psychology lesson: So, when we were babies and we were drinking milk we have a reflex. And thus, some people when grow up use this reflex to suck alcohol from bottles, to suck nicotine from cigarettes or to suck other things. Quietness. Cassaras: Why are y'all staring at me?

Cassaras: Aaa, now in the 21st there are so many made up genres Thea: Yeah, while the genres you listen to from when you were young, the 80s and whatever is MCR are naturally grown, gluten free genres. Cassaras: Yes. Thea: Cassaras: Thea: Cassaras: AAA. Are you making fun of me?