Number 5 With Lloyd (u Can Decide If Its Show Or Movie)

number 5 with lloyd (u can decide if its show or movie)

Green = movie Lloyd

Shogun = show Kai’s secret identity

A SPBNR (Same People But Not Really) AU where Garmadon succeeded in kidnapping the Green Ninja

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Green comes back to consciousness with blurry vision and a throbbing headache.

Which is… gosh, not the first time this has happened. He probably should get therapy, except every therapist runs screaming from him and the ones that don’t either try to get him locked up in a mental institution or blame him for getting their office destroyed in the latest Garmalarm.

Voices echo around him, grating like TV static on his aching head. He squints his eyes, trying to make sense of his surroundings.

His hood is still on. That’s good. There’s blood on it. That’s bad.

How are you supposed to check for concussions again? Counting, right? One, two, three, five, six—

Uh oh.

The voices slowly become clearer, and Green strains to hear them. It’s weird— they sound far away yet right next to him, far below him but echoing up to him somehow.

Oh. He’s dangling in the air by some kind of chain. Okay. This is a thing that’s happening.

“General #17, you better have that report on Shogun’s whereabouts in 5 minutes or you’re fired!”

…oh no. He only knows one person who would say something like that.

That means he’s at—

/ A missile colliding with his mech, the capture device closing around him as an evil laugh pierces the last of his fading vision. /

The volcano.

With his dad.

Oh duck, this is bad.

“Well, how else was I supposed to lure Shogun here? Kidnapping the Green Ninja was the only way I was going to get him here.”

Great, and now he’s bait too? Thanks, dad. Appreciate it.

His vision starts going black again and he panics, trying to get a good look at his surroundings before he passes out again.

But it’s not use— the dark spots in his eyes grow larger and larger before ultimately knocking him out again.

The last things he sees is a pool of lava below him and his father looking up at him with a wicked evil grin.

Ninjago Season 1: Episode 2: Home

Old man hears fighting noises and nearly gives himself a heart attack only to find his students playing viddy games and eating pizza actually training. White pulls big brain gamer move and freezes the entire gaming course, but the other three get salty they just got trounced and complain for old man to “White op please nerf”. They think he’s strange (rude). The best character shows up and hands them the mail. Red gets fan-letters (somehow), Blue gets home (roll credits) letters, and Black gets a big slab of unidentified meat. White gets no mail because he is lonely and has no family. For some reason neither Red (also an orphan) or Black (hates his dad and mom’s dead) comment and relate.

Meanwhile smol unsupervised parentless homeless gremlin child is ordering funky snake men to build him a treehouse. Why the child thinks snakes that lived underground in a frozen wastelands know how to build treehouses is beyond me but their construction prowess is surprisingly sound. Snakes want their funky magic stick back from the ninja but big snake man who saw his reflection says they need to build the treehouse. Snake general is salty.

White cooks amazing meal but because he is wearing a pink apron (icon) the others laugh in a really mean way. They better have bought him a new apron after. White is confused but they start a food fight because none of them appreciate the amount of work White put into cooking. Fine. Let them all get poisoned by Black.

White takes out trash later and sees Birb. Birb do funky dance. White do funky dance back. White follow Birb into forest and sees big treehouse. White leads Blue, Black, and Red to treehouse. Red thinks they can cut it down. They do- mostly. Black is actually a sleeper agent and attacks them. Old man arrives and plays a song and everything is okay.

It is not.

The snakes burn down empty monastery and the squad (rude!!) blames White. White flies away. Good for him. 

The snake leader loses his job after getting Fang-Kwon-Do’d. Snake general is new snake leader. He loses his legs but gets a cool stick and tail. Child is kicked out but he is now Dora the Explorer and has a map.

Squad is struggling with no shelter or food. They feel bad for how they treated White (finally!). White flies back. White was actually following Birb this whole time and found cool ship in the desert. They have a new home now. They party and have another food fight as if they didn’t just have little to no food. Gremlin child passes by desert ship and feels sad but keeps walking because he is definitely evil.

Okay Ninjago fandom, let’s see if we can play a game.

I’m going to briefly summarise the plot of of the first pilot episode in a comedic way, and the next person must do the same for the next episode. Each person must check the reblogs to so they can do the most recent episode, and we should just have a chain of simplified Ninjago episodes. You are allowed to reblog this multiple times. I’ll start:

Ninjago Pilots: Episode 1 - Way of the Ninja

Local independent business owner, Kai, gets heckled by an old man and then biker skeletons show up and kidnap Kai’s sister for no reason. The old man tells Kai that the skeletons work for his evil brother who he pushed into a hole once, and then he promises to teach Kai the art of spinning real fast. However Kai only learns the art of spilling the tea. Then Kai gets attacked by ninja and must fight them with his toothbrush!

He very much does! Or a metal fist, at least, with his arm— it’s this whole “you wanted me to be the bad guy? Fine.” thing. He acts very tough in front of others, but he melts to his sad, unconfident self when he’s alone with this friends.

Boi misses his mom and is extremely happy when she wakes up, though very shy over what she’ll think of him (both because he took out his dad & took over the city, and because of the dragon puberty thing)

Here's an ask for the Evil Ninja Force AU

I think Wu would definitely try to work things with his students

Oh he absolutely tries. He's not going to get too far, because those six have each other's back tighter than anything and they're sick of the city's crap, but he might be able to get them to tone it down on the world domination thing a little.

They still rule the city though, at least, and maybe a few surrounding islands / continents (hc that the other realms are continents in the movie!verse, like Djinnjago and the Never Realm and the Cloud Kingdom and whatnot)

Yo old I only just now finished the art for new AU just dropped

He’s having fun <3

No, you know what- I’m going to go back and count how many times (in the official minifigures, at least) Zane has at least one tit out

Have a bonus Echo continuing the nindroid trend before we start-

The Zanes will be under the cut because there are many, plus minor Crystalized (only the gi) spoiler. For those that wish to avoid that- the answer is (within the official minifigures, not counting additional designs in the magazines, comics, show, and other sources that don’t have figures), Zane has had at least one tit showing a total of 9 times (if you include NRG and Airjitzu has half a point each and don’t count Fusion - if you count none, then 8 times, if you count all as a point each, then 11 times)

0.5 = Gonna count this one as a half because none of them appear to have a gi at all, but you could argue it’s over their cloths

1.5 = One of the first times ever (probably first in canon), we stan a King

2.5 = Back from the dead and he already has one tit out

3 = Same as with NRG, going to count this as half a point because you can argue it’s over the clothes but also argue that’s his skin

4 = Zane was actually locked up in Skybound for titty crimes

Not counting this one but it deserves an honourable mention

5 = The infamous Island tit-out from the original post reference

6 = And you thought the Legacy waves wouldn’t sneak one in- the tit always manages to sneak out

7 = The infamous reverse crop top scuba gear

8 = the Core waves manage to sneak in a tit window after all

9 = And one more sneaky tit out for the road

the nindroid urge to walk around with one tit out

He tries to hide it as long as he can but between the arm, the dragon puberty, the possible public ninja identity reveal, and the news spreading through the city, it doesn’t take too long for Koko “Irondragon” to sleuth it out

Here's an ask for the Evil Ninja Force AU

I think Wu would definitely try to work things with his students

Oh he absolutely tries. He's not going to get too far, because those six have each other's back tighter than anything and they're sick of the city's crap, but he might be able to get them to tone it down on the world domination thing a little.

They still rule the city though, at least, and maybe a few surrounding islands / continents (hc that the other realms are continents in the movie!verse, like Djinnjago and the Never Realm and the Cloud Kingdom and whatnot)