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smile, Happiness is the key of life:)
smithiescomplaints:
The environmentally-friendly salt substitute used to melt the ice on campus is ruining my leather boots.
(guest complaint by noname)
And it smells like a dumpster!
Complaint #269
number 5 with lloyd (u can decide if its show or movie)
Green = movie Lloyd
Shogun = show Kai’s secret identity
A SPBNR (Same People But Not Really) AU where Garmadon succeeded in kidnapping the Green Ninja
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Green comes back to consciousness with blurry vision and a throbbing headache.
Which is… gosh, not the first time this has happened. He probably should get therapy, except every therapist runs screaming from him and the ones that don’t either try to get him locked up in a mental institution or blame him for getting their office destroyed in the latest Garmalarm.
Voices echo around him, grating like TV static on his aching head. He squints his eyes, trying to make sense of his surroundings.
His hood is still on. That’s good. There’s blood on it. That’s bad.
How are you supposed to check for concussions again? Counting, right? One, two, three, five, six—
Uh oh.
The voices slowly become clearer, and Green strains to hear them. It’s weird— they sound far away yet right next to him, far below him but echoing up to him somehow.
Oh. He’s dangling in the air by some kind of chain. Okay. This is a thing that’s happening.
“General #17, you better have that report on Shogun’s whereabouts in 5 minutes or you’re fired!”
…oh no. He only knows one person who would say something like that.
That means he’s at—
/ A missile colliding with his mech, the capture device closing around him as an evil laugh pierces the last of his fading vision. /
The volcano.
With his dad.
Oh duck, this is bad.
“Well, how else was I supposed to lure Shogun here? Kidnapping the Green Ninja was the only way I was going to get him here.”
Great, and now he’s bait too? Thanks, dad. Appreciate it.
His vision starts going black again and he panics, trying to get a good look at his surroundings before he passes out again.
But it’s not use— the dark spots in his eyes grow larger and larger before ultimately knocking him out again.
The last things he sees is a pool of lava below him and his father looking up at him with a wicked evil grin.
Gambling is an addiction
I watched egg cracking videos to learn how to crack eggs with one hand but I don’t think I did very well
New ginga designs
