When Ur Reading A Bsd Au And U STILL Get Surprised When Miraculously Odas Alive As If Fanfic Isnt The

when ur reading a bsd au and u STILL get surprised when miraculously ✨odas alive✨ as if fanfic isn’t the exact place for people to try and heal from the trauma of bungo stray dogs via fix it fics

you are only making me more curious-

Of course im mentally stable, what makes you say that? (My comfort anime is bungo stray dogs and i kin dazai osamu)

Professor reg would be so funny

Like imagine he takes the position of runes professor in Harry's 3rd year and it's just like

Student 1: hey, do you think it's true that the professor's whole family is crazy?

Student 2: I mean his older brother is on the run from Azkaban and his cousin is insane so...probably

Regulus: Mr Arnold, 10 points from Hufflepuff for not being able to whisper.

The class: 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♂️

Regulus: Any other comments? Wonderful, let's begin.

Why is supernatural top trending did I miss something

I was thinking as one does when mentally unstable and I randomly remembered an encounter that I never rlly made sense of but I think I just got it-

so story time ig

So my little brother has his best friend right, we’re invited to a little cookout lunch thing bbq yk. And there I meet the older sister and she was witchy as hellll. Right so we immediately became friends bc I’m witchy she’s witchy bam friends. Anyways so she tells me she works with hades and that apparently she felt his energy- or a death god of some kind- just a death like energy absolutely skyrocket the second I walked in the house. And while later on I did work with Anubis for a bit, still do at times, I had no plans to work with any death gods at the time so that comment was a little strange but yk I brushed it off but I’m realizing this was at a time I wasn’t doing too good, and now I’m wondering now if the spike in death energy she felt was in fact me just being a suicidal little bitch again

idk just a thought lmaooo

I was always so confused abt the whole lactose intolerant people not caring and eating it anyways thing cuz why would u do that to urself until I inherited my families tendencies for rlly bad acid reflux (Gerd?? I think) and I’m sitting here pretending that spaghetti does not hurt me