Yall I Just Started Season Two Of Heavens Official Blessing And I Knew Hua Chengs Real Form Was Hot But

Yall I just started season two of heaven’s official blessing and I knew Hua chengs real form was hot but GOOD LORD I WAS NOT PREPARED HOLY FUCK. SIR. GOD DAMN (respectfully)

I don’t smoke but I think it would be nice to curl up in my nonexistent partners lap with his arms around me on the porch late at night with tv girl drifting from a speaker as we share a cigarette

I FEEL SO STUPID FOR NOT CATCHING THAT THAT SCENES A METAPHOR FOR GAY SEX HELPPPP LMFAOOO (I was distracted by hua cheng being fucking gorgeous)

The tgcf English dub dice rolling gambler’s den scene has me Insane, like it was already a metaphor for gay sex in the book but oh. My god. The dialogue choices in the donghua dub. Fuck.

Like let’s take a look at these out of context:

“No, relax. Gently.”

“Like this?”

“Yes that’s perfect.”

“Again?”

“Yes.”

“You see? It’s bigger now. You’re doing great, don’t stop.”

Horniest possible dialogue, 30/10, I need to shake the scriptwriter’s hand.

HYPERFIXATION SO BAD I PHYSICALLY CANT BREATHE WHILE LOOKING AT CONTENT FOR IT BECAUSE IF I DO I WILL SCREAM (I WISH I WAS KIDDING.)

I need someone to learn the enhypen bite me choreography with WHOA WHO SAID THAT NOT ME THATS WILD ID NEVER SAY THAG