I Dont Smoke But I Think It Would Be Nice To Curl Up In My Nonexistent Partners Lap With His Arms Around

I don’t smoke but I think it would be nice to curl up in my nonexistent partners lap with his arms around me on the porch late at night with tv girl drifting from a speaker as we share a cigarette

I FEEL SO STUPID FOR NOT CATCHING THAT THAT SCENES A METAPHOR FOR GAY SEX HELPPPP LMFAOOO (I was distracted by hua cheng being fucking gorgeous)

The tgcf English dub dice rolling gambler’s den scene has me Insane, like it was already a metaphor for gay sex in the book but oh. My god. The dialogue choices in the donghua dub. Fuck.

Like let’s take a look at these out of context:

“No, relax. Gently.”

“Like this?”

“Yes that’s perfect.”

“Again?”

“Yes.”

“You see? It’s bigger now. You’re doing great, don’t stop.”

Horniest possible dialogue, 30/10, I need to shake the scriptwriter’s hand.

Yall I just started season two of heaven’s official blessing and I knew Hua chengs real form was hot but GOOD LORD I WAS NOT PREPARED HOLY FUCK. SIR. GOD DAMN (respectfully)

where’s someone to cosplay the chuuya to my dazai… totally not for soukoku cosplayers curse reasons- never- I’m not a lonely bitch what that’s crazy-

I need someone to learn the enhypen bite me choreography with WHOA WHO SAID THAT NOT ME THATS WILD ID NEVER SAY THAG

I'm watching ep3 of Yuri on Ice again and wow, Viktor having Yuuri skate Eros really is so fucking wild to me. On the one hand: reasonable choice. Viktor wants Yuuri to surprise the audience. He knows Yuuri can perform like this (cough banquet cough) and he knows that Yuuri capitalizing on this potential could win him the season.

On the other hand: oh my God. Does Viktor want to torture himself.

Listen: Yurio says Viktor was contemplating choreographies for himself during the past season. So, Viktor's been thinking about Love as a theme for himself. Man is 27. Everyone's asking him if / when he'll retire. He's considering his future. He's been thinking about love. He's considering his future he's been thinking about love He takes a season off, flies to Japan -- for Yuuri--,, he has Yuuri (who ran away from Viktor's flirting in ep2!) skate Erotic love. (aka the emotion he didn't return to Viktor during Viktor's first days in Japan ((aka an emotion that Viktor's been thinking about for a while (((aka an emotion Viktor believes Yuuri can pull off (because he's SEEN Yuuri pull it off (((at the FUCKING BANQUET where he flirted on Viktor THEN DISAPPEARED))))).

TL;DR this Russian knows how to pine.