K12 + Suna Jounin

k12 + suna jounin 

No but it makes even better those flowers Gai gifted Kakashi after the Pain Act!

Gai, obliviously giving flowers to Kakashi after their race: congratulations, rival!

Kakashi: well traditionally it should be a blade but damn it.

Gai: ???

Sakumo on the pure land, tearing up:

Okay so funny idea-

Rivalry is the only way to court a Hatake.

Being rivals with a Hatake means you are courting them.

Kakashi : *waiting for Gai, for almost over 20 years (!), to finally give him any fucking gifts that he could accept, signifying they would now be mates*

Gai : ETERNAL RIVAL !!! :D

Kakashi : *silently crying in his head*

Kakashi's ninken : *sigh in pain*

Gai : *has absolutely no idea about Hatake courting* ? :D

In the pure world :

Sakumo : *wincing for his son* aouch... My poor little pup...

Dai : *annoyed at his son obliviousness* SAGE DAMNIT SON-

Also... The Senju brothers being half Hatake.

Izuna : Aha ! We meet again rival !

Tobirama : Pardon !? since when ?! *Blushing shocked*

Izuna : Eh ??? *Confused*

Hashirama : !!! You didn't tell me Tobi ! :0

Madara : Izuna you moron ! They're half Hatake !!!

Izuna : !!! OH UM- NEVERMIND ! *blushing embarrassed*

Hashirama : Aw :'( *disappointed*

Tobirama : ... *Is secretly disappointed too*

Touka : *is laughing like a hyena*

Hikaku : *is sighing in exhaustion*

The rest of the Senjus and Uchihas fighting : *Stop fighting to observe bemused at the interaction*

During the summer where Hashirama and Madara meet... :

Madara : So are we rivals now ?

Hashirama : Ah- um... Maybe...? If you wanna, I wouldn't mind... *Is fidgeting, shy and blushing*

Madara : *looks at him confused* ???

Hashirama : I'm half Hatake...

Madara : OH- hhhhhhh... No. Sorry... *Looks away blushing, actually sad he has to say no*

Hashirama : Oh... ;'( *Sad little puppy*

Wild take but what if Sasuke... Revengen't? Like, just live your life crazy boy, rebel by ignoring your sociopathic brother's request

Itachi: if you want reveng-

Sasuke: you JUST killed our parents I'm NOT listening to you

Itachi:

Sasuke: I'm DRINKING my daily water and going to SLEEP and having GOOD dreams SAYONARA

The tiny troublemakers are so precious 🥺

Behold, the Hokage and his second in command!

ALSO! Consider the human freakiness:

Obito is half plant. Like, he has Hashirama's cells AND half of his body is Zetsu. Just consider: an photosynthetic no-need-for-food, not-breathing, half-my-body-is-artificial, maniacal Uchiha who has maybe one or two healthy neurons, since the rest is all burning with inherent insanity.

Also, he's hard to kill. Insanely, comically hard to kill. You cut his arm? No problem, he will just find a Zetsu and glue another one in place

The most important thing to remember while writing Obito is that he is a freak. You are legally obligated to have him say, think or do something that will make the reader go "hey obito what the fuck" every other paragraph. He is not allowed to be normal.

That goes double for any time he is anywhere near Kakashi, who is also a freak but in a different way, and who only makes Obito more insane

I saw him today and had to doodle him between working