Bruce, Tired And Crying:Its Not Fair! He Looks So Good All The Time! His Hair, Val!His Hair!How Can Someone

Bruce, tired and crying: It’s not fair! He looks so good all the time! His hair, Val! His hair! How can someone look so majestic every second of the day?

Val, sighing, rubbing his back: When did this become my life.....

"Bucky is not a screamer. Bucky is a reason for other people to scream."-Steve Rogers

All I’ve learned from the MCU universe is that the comics are 156.4% gayer and that every director is a coward. 

bruce: bold of me to use the catchphrase “no worries” when i’m in fact, full of worries

its probably been a while since the last royal wedding thor let them have this

steve: hey bruce u ready to do some team bonding activities :)) ??? we’re gonna do some fun stuff i found online and–

bruce: can i make a team bonding suggestion? 

steve: YEAH YOU CAN BUDDY

bruce: so have all of us as one group, disperse us, and then we just have the day to ourselves 

steve: that’s not team bondi–

bruce: i know