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Beware All Ye Who Enter Here

pickup lines and incorrect quotes relating to LoA

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Sheperd: Damn Girl, You Constipated? Cuz That Ass Is Tight

Sheperd: Damn girl, you constipated? Cuz that ass is tight

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9 months ago

Torbek: What does "take out" mean?

Gricko: Food.

Frost: Dating.

Kremy: Murder.

Gideon: It can mean all three if you aren't a coward


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9 months ago

Kremy: You got stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Gideon: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Kremy: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you.

Gideon: But I heard a siren?

Kremy: That was Gricko.

Gricko: Sorry, I got nervous.


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9 months ago

Kremy: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Kremy: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Frost: Bonjour.

Gideon: Le growl.

Gricko: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.


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9 months ago

Gideon: Go and tell Gricko why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots.

Kremy:

Gideon: Do it, tell them what you told me earlier.

Kremy, stuttering: I-it's because... th-they need adult supervision...

Gricko:


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9 months ago

Torbek: Awww, why don't you like caaatttss, Mr. Gideon? They're just snuggly buuuuudddddies! They have tooooeee beans! They make a little blep! What's not to loooovvvveeee??

Gideon: I don't know Torbek, I just prefer to be conscious instead of dead on the floor.

Torbek:

Gideon: I'm ALLERGIC.


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