I Need Someone To Take An Attempt At My Life

I need someone to take an attempt at my life

Twig: Hand me the people opener.

Kremy:

Kremy: Pardon?

Twig, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me!

Kremy, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?

Twig: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?

Kremy: Knife. It's called a knife.

Torbek: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Gideon: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Torbek: If Torbek had a dollar for every ounce of rage Torbek felt in his body after he read this text, Torbek would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Frost: Actually I did the math, Gideon would have $225, not $0.15.

Gideon: Fam I’m right here....

Kremy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Torbek: while you’re there could you buy Torbek an apply juice please?

Kremy: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Torbek: :(

Frost: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Gideon would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Kremy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Frost: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Twig: Yeah and he want soda and apply juice.

Frost: Apply juice to what.

Twig: Directly to the forehead.

Gideon: Great chat everyone.

Kremy: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

Continued BC only 50 @'s per post

ONCE upon a witchlight

@twigattheendoftheroad

@hootsie-t-cutesie-grimgrin

@kremylecrouxofficial

@gricko-mind-goblin

Curse of Stradanya (#asked expedition)

@shepherd-to-the-flock

@professor-azran

@the-moist-samurai

@splintered-faith

@beings-beyond-the-boarder (DM)

@tomas-boatman---boat

Edge of midnight

@ayla-the-little-cat-spirit

@auguryofillomen

@charlie-the-jumping-spider

@shadowfreddiethegreat

Once upon a witchlight

@tsorf-of-the-evening

Hub base for LoA ask blogs (plz send an ask if you found more thx)

Once Upon a Witchlight (#Posts from the carnival)

@gourmet-gator / @kremy-lacroux

@twig-the-toad-licker

@gideon-nathaniel-coal / @cakechadofficial

@dunkin-from-the-carnival

@effie-of-the-feywild

@torbek-smellyhair / @t0yofcl4y / @notapervertjustabugbear

@the-honk-legion / @chuckles-the-cl0wn

@little-kitten-whiskers

@yulongsfinest / @morning-frosty

@hootsiegrimgrin / @hoot-sie

@gricko-grimgrin / @gricko-grimgrin-goblin-man

@sword-n-moss-companions

@opheliajupiter99 (technically)

@mr-dogwoods-freakshow

Stardust Rhapsody (#hank!)

@a-dandys-blog

@the-honk-legion

@pyke-not-pike

Icebound(#popcicle shenanigans)

@haunted-hunted

@blossom-of-serenity

@man-of-jorn

@barn-abos

Edge of Midnight (#goons at noon asks)

@lethica-nightborne

@sirmariusrenathyr

@miss-hartsblight

@fallen-shamans-spirit

@the-kutlass-kratch

@billythewitchesbane

@ol-jericho-styx

@evelyn-onfire (fallen)

@the-ghostly-stranger

@magpiepartygan

@piratefestivalgan

@impi-thecrookedimpulse

@fen-dals

@isathelovelyspirit

@thenurturingsoul

@bookwyrm-petrichor

@universe-heartbeat

@hallowed-spirits

@chick-a-dic-a-doos

Curse of Stradanya

@bathe-in-dragons-light

???

@gary-goodberry-biz-wiz

Curse of Stradanya

All

Silas "Shepard" Morgan

Victoria Issacs

Kana Soyokaze

Prof. Clayton Azran

Sarnax of the Edelwood

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