Curse Of Stradanya

Curse of Stradanya

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Silas "Shepard" Morgan

Victoria Issacs

Kana Soyokaze

Prof. Clayton Azran

Sarnax of the Edelwood

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I need someone to take an attempt at my life

Gideon: you’re not jealous, are you?

Kremy, very jealous: no

Gideon: good. ‘Cause I consider my ironic marriage with you much more meaningful than the pixies.

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*Bullying Prevention Day at school*

Teacher: Frost, what would you do if one of your classmates viciously teased you again and again?

Frost: Oh, that’s easy. I’d take a pencil out of my pencil case—

Teacher: To write something to your teacher?

Frost: —make sure that it’s really sharp, and ram it into their eye at full tilt! My mom always says the pencil is mightier than the sword because they can’t outlaw bringing pencils to school!

Teacher: *internal screaming*

Kill me, it's for the greater good