Ororo: I Cant Find Scott.

Ororo: I can’t find Scott.

Peter: Hold on, I’ve got this.

Peter: PETER MAXIMOFF IS STRAIGHT!

Ororo: Wha-

Scott: *parting the crowd with optic blasts* THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?! MAXIMOFF IS GAY AND I’VE GOT THE BRUISES TO PROVE IT!!

Peter: Found him.

Scott: You flirted with Pietro Maximoff?

Crystal: At him, he never replies.

Scott: Pietro always replies, to everything. He’s Mr Punchline. He will outlive god try to have the last word.

Crystal: Does that make me special?

Scott: I don’t know, maybe.

Crystal: Are you jealous?

Scott: We’re not a couple.

Crystal: Yes, you are.

Scott: Why is there blood everywhere?!

Pietro: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Scott: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?

Pietro: No, honey. Aggressively poked them with a knife.

Charles: For the love of god, Scott!

Scott: I didn’t do anything!

Charles: Stop thinking about fucking my son when I’m in the room!

Scott:*about Pietro* We all like a bad boy, though, don't we?

Logan: Yeah. Not a fucking terrorist though, Scott.

Pietro: I am a mutant with very high standards.

Scott: I can make spaghetti.

Pietro: Oh no!!! You’re meeting all my standards!!!

Luna: *setting down action figures* And that is how my dads got together.

Scott: That's n-