Source: B99 - Tumblr Posts
Peter: *jokingly* You aren't allowed to fall in love with me.
Scott: Trust me, that won't be a problem.
Scott: *exactly two days later* THERE IS A PROBLEM!!!!
Scott: Look, Piotr. I love you like you’re one of my children.
Piotr: Really?
Bobby: What cute little nickname do you call your husband?
Scott: Pietro.
Bobby: *sarcastically* Adorable.
Charles: I’m sorry, are you friends with this criminal?
Scott: No, not really.
Peter: Absolutely, best friends.
Scott: It’s a layered relationship.
Peter: Best friends!
Blob: I can’t believe you live nearby and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Pietro: You people already know too much about me.
Toad: I know exactly three facts about you and one of them is that you don’t let any of us crash at your place.
Arthur, making Merlin suffer through the knight's training routine: Are you crying?
Merlin, panting heavily: No...that's eyeball-sweat.
Peter: if i run and jump at Mr. Stark, he will most certainly catch me in his arms
Peter, running towards Tony: INCOMING
Tony: NO KID, I'M HOLDING COFFEE-
Tony: *drops coffee and catches Peter*
“life is unpredictable, not everything is in our control, but if we are with the right people we can handle everything. ”
i've only known my students for a month and a half, but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in the entire school
Swordtail: Rules are made to be broken.
Blue: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Swordtail: Piñatas.
Sundew: Glow sticks.
Swordtail: Karate boards.
Sundew: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.
Swordtail: Rules.
Swordtail: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.
Cricket: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?
Swordtail: Just forget stuff like a cool person.
I think Mihawk would be a psychologist wet dream
Like what the fuck is exactly wrong with him? Who fucking knows not them.
Like he is literally just this scene from b99
Rosa and Amy are obviously represented by Benn and Shanks respectively and this is a red haired party with another crew. Benn was assigned to making sure an overstimulated mihawk doesn’t kill anyone duty while Shanks plays the ever gracious host. Who knows why the psychologists are there I don’t
Diego: Hey Klaus, how was your weekend?
Klaus: Actually I got a little sick
Diego: Oh, really? Sorry to hear that
Klaus: Yeah, Bullets over Broadway was on TV, I came down with a big old Dianne Wiest infection
Diego:
Klaus:
Diego:
Klaus:
Diego:
Klaus:
Diego:
Klaus: like yEAST
Luther: Okay, I have finished my last will and testament
Luther: To Diego, I leave you nothing
Diego: Pass
Luther: You can’t pass on me leaving you nothing
Diego: I just did
Ok hear me out
Charles Boyle would definitely have a grinder account. But he wouldn't know what it really was. He would just think it was a place to meet some new male friends.
And best of all his account name would be boyle_boyz
Here are some ways he could find out
1) he tells jake that he should get the app as a way to find new guys friends and Jake has to explain what the app really is
2) his wife sees it on his phone and asks for an explanation and he says he is just looking for new friends and she explains what it really is
3) Gina (enough said)
4) Rosa (also enough said)
Or literally any of his co-workers
I'm not sure if I'm a Dianetti stan, but that won't stop me from reblogging this absolute adorable compilation
#rosa it seems you’re suffering #from the case #of majorly big heart eyes
So, someone has to talk about Terry.
Ok, alarmist title there, but what I'm saying is that there's simply not enough love for Terry Jeffords. Literally, that man is holding the 99 together, has the best personality out of everyone there and I am sick and tired of not seeing enough Terry appreciation on my feed. Here are some things Terry loves (in no particular order): - yogurt - walls - responsible agricultural practices - Sharon - love - the hustle - his kids - Skyfire Cycle - foreign films - waking up - the farmer's market