Imagine It: Peter And Scott Constantly Trying To Get Some Time Alone But Its Always Ruined By Alex Coming

Imagine It: Peter and Scott constantly trying to get some time alone but it’s always ruined by Alex coming and glaring (“no it’s just a friendly look”) at Peter 👀👀

The thing is, Alex always does it in a way that would never alert Scott. He’ll stand behind Scott, threaten Peter when Scott isn’t there, etc. Scott spends the first five years of their relationship genuinely thinking that Peter is messing with him. This is how he found out:

Wanda: *visiting the manor* Why is the blond dude glaring at Pietro?

Jean: Alex has been glaring at Peter since he started dating Scott.

Scott: *realization* Oh my god. I’m so sorry, honey!

Peter: I need you to say that again, it’s going to be my new ringtone.

Scott: *in a hospital bed* What is it, Doctor?

Doctor: Well, the appendix was most likely burst due to pressure during sex.

Alex: SEX!?!

Scott: I can explain-

Alex: Who? It better not be that asshole speedster because I swear to god I will murder him!

Scott: ...

Alex: Peter?! Your roommate, Peter?! You could do so much better than him!

Scott: He’s not that bad!

Alex: *gags* Oh god, now I’m imagining it!

Alex: So, you’re gay?

Scott: I’m not gay, obviously.

Ororo: You’re having a romantic relationship with Pietro.

Scott: You’ve got me there!

Hank: I’m a doctor, not a dad–

Scott: You’re wasting your breath, just sign my permission slip.

Peter: Ladies, gentlemen, and those in between, this is your pilot speaking. Don’t panic, I’m going to be flying the jet today. Uh, wow, that’s a lot of buttons. That’s a LOT of buttons!

Scott: *is not amused*

Peter: Just kidding! Stop glaring at me babe, jesus.

Irene: We're not mad, we just want to know why you two would need fake IDs.

Kurt: *Incoherent mumbling*

Raven: Anna, what did your brother say?

Rogue: ...you need to be over eighteen at Petco to hold the puppies.