Pietro: Wanda? I . . . I Am Attracted To Men As Well As Women, I Am Attracted To Everyone.

Pietro: Wanda? I . . . I am attracted to men as well as women, I am attracted to everyone.

Wanda: I am aware.

Pietro: I am dating Scott Summers.

Wanda: . . .

Wanda:

Jean: So, what gives? We haven’t seen either of you at work since you adopted John.

Scott: Being a DILF is a full time job, Jean.

Pietro: God, please just say parenting!

Raven: The school’s policy is if you see something, say something.

Kurt: Ren!

Raven: Yeah?

Kurt: Yesterday I saw a big frog!

Raven: Thank you. This is exactly what I mean.

Scott: Guys, this is my boyfriend. Pietro, these are my friends.

Pietro: Why are they looking at me that way?

Jubilee: Scott acts as sort of a dad for the group. Emotionally, this is like being told that you’re our new mom.

Pietro: You know it is not like that at all, right?

Kurt: Absolutely, do you cook macaroni?

please don’t go

Focus: Scott

TW: None Apply

Wordcount: 1045

Read it on AO3 here

Note: In which Scott comes across a young X-23 packing her bags, preparing to run off. — This fic is part of a personal AU of X-Men Evolution being worked on by my friends and I. In it, Laura accepted Logan’s offer to stay at the institute (which actually happened earlier in season 2). This fic is a glimpse into what it was like.

(this was actually beta’d by the lovely @incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes :D. I wouldn’t love it as much as I do if it weren’t for them <3)

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What sort of relationship do you think would Lorna and Jean have and what type of aunt would Lorna be to Rachel (I have this thing where Lorna is a mother figure to Rachel and even adopts her in the original timeline. Kinda like to me like Silvercyclops adopting Pyro is to you but x10000000000000) (I’m sorry the Pyro-Silvercyclops thing was a bad joke from me)

Lorna is the oldest kid so most of the other Xavier-Lehnsherrs look up to her. She’s kind of a distant figure, but when she and Jean meet up it’s like they were never apart. As an aunt, she’s definitely the rich aunt who spoils her niblings rotten! Rachel is only two years younger than Luna, so they’re close enough in age that she’ll spend time with them together. Lorna will let them choose what they do that day, whether they want to go shopping, go to a baseball game, or they want to excavate ancient ruins(this has happened exactly three times). Lorna does joke that she’d be happy to raise them as her own, but she’s secretly glad that Jean and Pietro are settling down and raising families. She’s glad, even though Jubilee is the most hyper person she’s ever met and Scott is the second whitest person she’s ever met.