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Jubilee: Scott and Pietro? I don’t see it.
Jubilee: Oh god, now I see it.
Jean: …
Jubilee: Jean, I can’t stop seeing it!
Jean: I could honestly go for a snack right now…
Jubilee: *bursts in* You called?
Jean: Man, crushes are the worst.
Jubilee: Yeah… whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on I just act stupid.
Jean: Jubilation, you’re always acting stupid.
Jubilee: Yeah, don’t think too hard on that.
okay since its canon that silvercyclops were roommates do you have any headcanons about that?
Bitch, so many.
- Scott has a lot of trauma canonically, his brother explodes in movie canon and his parents die in a plane crash in comic canon, so I can see him having a lot of night terrors. From the very beginning Peter would get out of bed to comfort him, but they eventually just started using one bed.
-Peter doesn’t have to sleep much, and he often reads at night when Scott’s asleep. His first language is Sokovian, so books in that language are easier for him to read. Scott’s Chanukah presents to him always include at least one book translated into Sokovian.
-Peter loves using pet names on Scott because of how much they make him blush.
- Scott is the type of person who has a freakishly neat office and a disaster of a living space, and Peter is the exact opposite.
-Jean gives Peter the shovel talk, because “you may be my brother but he’s my best friend.”
- The people who give Scott the shovel talk are Raven, Erik, Charles, and Hank. Peter never believes Scott when he tells him, they always act friendly to Scott when Peter’s around.
- Scott and Peter have a lot of video games and often stay up late playing them.
- Peter loves stealing Scott’s shirts. They make him feel closer to Scott, and he likes how they smell.
- They go on double dates with Jeanbilee, usually to the arcade or small coffee shops.
- Kind of unrelated but Scott teaches geometry and Peter works with the kids who have physical mutations.
jeanbilee headcanons?
So many.
- In the beginning most of their dates are at the arcade(they never have to pay)
- Jubilee loves stealing Jean’s jackets
- Jean takes Jubilee’s chapstick all the time
- Jean is the clingy one
- Surprisingly, Jubilee is the one who proposes
- Both teach at the school, but Jubilee likes to distract Jean from their grading
-They use Scott as their sperm donor, and when Rachel is born both cry
- Jubilee wears a sunny yellow dress to their wedding and Jean wears a sky blue suit. Scott and Peter are Jean’s best men while Ororo is Jubilee’s best woman. Kurt is the officiant and Warren is their flower girl
- When they go outside of the manor they usually take Scott and Peter with them, they like to joke about taking them on field trips
- Jubilee loves going to the beach but Jean sunburns very easily. Their work around is having midnight beach picnics together
- For their first Christmas as a couple Jean buys Jubilee a pride pin for her jacket and Jubilee gets Jean a copy of her favorite book that she’s left sticky notes with sweet messages in
Jean: I get a new backpack every year.
Jubilee: That’s what white people do.
Jean: I only feel one emotion and it is anger.
Jubilee: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis?
Jean: Out of anger.
Jean: How are you going to feel when he sees you with no makeup on?
Jubilee: I’m not wearing makeup right now.
Jean: Holy crap, you’re beautiful.
Scott: *is watching Jubilee push on a door marked pull while Jean facepalms* God, gay people can be so dumb.
Random Student: That's homophobic.
Scott: I'm not homophobic! My daughter is a lesbian and my son is bisexual!
Pietro: *deep sigh* Scott, we're married-
Okay, but consider the fact that Jeanbilee’s song is If She Ever Leaves Me by The Highwomen and Silvercyclops’ are Listen To Your Heart by Roxette plus Rainbow in the Dark by Dio.
Peter: I’m Pietro, but I go by Peter.
Jubilee: I’m Jubilee.
Peter: So…
Jubilee: My best friend is really cute.
Peter: MOOD.
Jubilee: I want to marry Jean!
Peter: I want to have Scott’s children!
Jubilee: THAT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE BUT I WANT TO HAVE JEAN’S!!!
Peter: WE’RE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS!!!
Jubilee: YES!!!!!!
Could you do some headcanons about Rachel being Jeanbilee’s daughter
Of course! Here are some Rachel headcanons, plus a few with Shogo.
-Jean and Jubilee had Rachel after three years of being married. Jean carried her and Scott was the sperm donor.
-Rachel’s name is Rachel Lee, as Jean took Jubilee’s last name when they got married.
-Jubilee is more likely to cry during milestones in Rachel’s life.
-Jean is the mom that is willing to fight a child for hurting her daughter.
-Jubilee is the mom who comforts Rachel but later calls the kid’s parents and yells at them.
-Rachel is eight when Jubilee and Jean adopt her younger brother, Shogo.
-Rachel has three grandfathers and a set of great aunts that she sees as grandmothers.
-When Rachel is with Charles and Erik they read to her, help her learn how to control her powers, and cook with her.
-When Rachel is with Logan, he takes her to town and they cause trouble. He always lets her get ice cream after. He is also the grandfather she learned the most curse words from.
-Rachel doesn’t spend as much time with Raven and Irene, but Rogue and Kurt babysit her pretty often. When she does see Raven and Irene they like to tell her stories about their life.
-Rachel is only a few years younger than her cousin Luna, and they’re best friends.
-Rachel tells both her moms that she’s asexual and lesbian at the same time. She told Shogo before, they just shrugged and said that they already knew.
-Shogo is a he/they and Jubilee is a she/they.
-Rachel says Pietro and Scott are her favorite uncles because Pietro cooks for her and they both help her buy birthday presents for her moms.
-Her favorite cousins(in no particular order) are Pyro, Luna, Nate, Kurt, and Rogue.
-Even though Pyro is about a decade older than her and her oldest cousin, Rachel gets along with him pretty well. He helped her design and sew her superhero costume.
Rachel: *Gets hit on by guy* Jean: Jubes? Jubilee: ...Gonna fuck him up Jean: Jubes, you can’t- Jubilee: GONNA FUCK HIM UP
Pietro was also needed to restrain Jubilee. She’s basically a tiny, Chinese, pansexual ball of rage.
So... Did the guy that hit on Rachel live?
He lived because he was lucky enough that Pietro was there. If Pietro and Jean hadn’t both been there to hold Jubilee back, he would be dead.
Do you think Rachel would date Kitty and if she did how would Jean and Jubilee react (would Jubilee try and kill Kitty like she did with the guy that hit on Rachel)?
I think Rachel and Kitty would be the type of on again off again couple that everyone knows is endgame. They get together for the first time when Rachel is nineteen and Kitty is twenty four, so Jubilee is a bit murderous in the beginning. Despite Jeanbilee knowing Kitty from the time that she was thirteen, she’s still dating their little girl. Jean’s way of having her not murder anyone was having Ororo, Scott, and Pietro over for dinner. They ended up getting drunk and reminiscing about when their kids were younger. After that Jubilee rarely wants to kill Kitty.
I don’t personally believe this theory, simply because I love Darcy as Darcy. If this did happen, Darcy/Rachel would say something along the lines of “I’m a lesbian with two moms. Figure it out.” So now everyone is confused. Jubilee had been on a mission and came into say hi, the second Darcy/Rachel saw her she rushed over and gave Jubilee a hug. The pieces finally snap together in Jean’s mind, so she grabs her brother by the ear and drags him outside. And whisper yells “YOU BROUGHT JUBILATION AND I’S ALTERNATE UNIVERSE CHILD BACK!?” Peter’s response is, “Thank god she’s not your’s and Scott’s. Now I can keep dating him.” “You two are dating!?” “Shit! We can talk about it later.” “Damn, this is why he was so pissed about the girlfriend thing.” So now they’ve got to tell everyone else who Darcy/Rachel is. And explain to Scott that he isn’t being cheated on.
HAHA 😂 I don’t think this theory is real but I am just imagining this right now: The X-Men (minus Peter) trying to figure out who Darcy/Rachel is and they actually have a list that includes -“Alternate Fem!Peter” -“The witch that took Peter” -“Peter’s new girlfriend WHAT THAT SKANK WHERE IS SHE I WILL KILL HER Scott stop writing on the list” and Peter and Darcy/Rachel think it’s funny that literally the only thing that is not on the list is -“The alternate child of Peters sister and boyfriend”
The list is as follows:
-“Alternate Fem!Peter”
-“Alternate Fem!Scott”
-“Alternate Fem!Alex? Okay guys the alternate fem stuff is getting out of hand”
- “Alternare Fem!Erik! THAT’S ENOUGH”
-“The witch that took Peter Wait, was the witch that took Peter alternate Agatha?”
-“Alternate reality version of Wanda who has a daughter’s daughter”
-“Alternate reality Nina”
-“Weird version of Wanda?”
-“Alternate reality version of Moira”
-“Alternate reality Moira’s daughter”
-“Peter’s new girlfriend WHAT THAT SKANK WHERE IS SHE I WILL KILL HER Scott stop writing on the list”
-“Jesus fucking Christ, people. Alternate child of Jean and Jubilee with Scott as the sperm donor. WHAT? Huh. Why are we writing down our reactions?”
-“Alternate Fem!Charles”
Jubilee: You know me. I’m always horny for crepes!
Scott: Do you mean excited?
Jean: She really doesn’t.
Rogue: Can you help me? I’m having guy trouble.
Jean: I haven’t dated a man in fifteen years.
Jubilee: I haven’t dated a man since I met Jean.
Ororo: I don’t feel romantic or sexual attraction.
Irene: Ren was in their female form when I met them.
Raven: Seduce him, take his money, and kill him.
Scott: NONE OF THAT! Come on, Rogue, I’m going to help you get a boyfriend.
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