Rogue: Can You Help Me? Im Having Guy Trouble.

Rogue: Can you help me? I’m having guy trouble.

Jean: I haven’t dated a man in fifteen years.

Jubilee: I haven’t dated a man since I met Jean.

Ororo: I don’t feel romantic or sexual attraction.

Irene: Ren was in their female form when I met them.

Raven: Seduce him, take his money, and kill him.

Scott: NONE OF THAT! Come on, Rogue, I’m going to help you get a boyfriend.

What sort of relationship do you think would Lorna and Jean have and what type of aunt would Lorna be to Rachel (I have this thing where Lorna is a mother figure to Rachel and even adopts her in the original timeline. Kinda like to me like Silvercyclops adopting Pyro is to you but x10000000000000) (I’m sorry the Pyro-Silvercyclops thing was a bad joke from me)

Lorna is the oldest kid so most of the other Xavier-Lehnsherrs look up to her. She’s kind of a distant figure, but when she and Jean meet up it’s like they were never apart. As an aunt, she’s definitely the rich aunt who spoils her niblings rotten! Rachel is only two years younger than Luna, so they’re close enough in age that she’ll spend time with them together. Lorna will let them choose what they do that day, whether they want to go shopping, go to a baseball game, or they want to excavate ancient ruins(this has happened exactly three times). Lorna does joke that she’d be happy to raise them as her own, but she’s secretly glad that Jean and Pietro are settling down and raising families. She’s glad, even though Jubilee is the most hyper person she’s ever met and Scott is the second whitest person she’s ever met.

Rogue: Raven and Irene didn’t raise a quitter but they did raise a homosexual idiot.

Kurt: More than one.

Raven: The school’s policy is if you see something, say something.

Kurt: Ren!

Raven: Yeah?

Kurt: Yesterday I saw a big frog!

Raven: Thank you. This is exactly what I mean.

Peter: All odd numbers have an ‘e’ in them!

Scott: Peter, It’s three am.

Peter: . . .

Peter:  t-h-r-E-E

Scott: GO TO SLEEP!!!

Jean: Jubilee’s chapstick tastes real nice.

Scott: You two kissed?

Jean: What! No-

Jubilee: She ate it.

Jean: *facepalms*