Peter: All Odd Numbers Have An E In Them!

Peter: All odd numbers have an ‘e’ in them!

Scott: Peter, It’s three am.

Peter: . . .

Peter:  t-h-r-E-E

Scott: GO TO SLEEP!!!

please don’t go

Focus: Scott

TW: None Apply

Wordcount: 1045

Read it on AO3 here

Note: In which Scott comes across a young X-23 packing her bags, preparing to run off. — This fic is part of a personal AU of X-Men Evolution being worked on by my friends and I. In it, Laura accepted Logan’s offer to stay at the institute (which actually happened earlier in season 2). This fic is a glimpse into what it was like.

(this was actually beta’d by the lovely @incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes :D. I wouldn’t love it as much as I do if it weren’t for them <3)

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Pietro: Wanda? I . . . I am attracted to men as well as women, I am attracted to everyone.

Wanda: I am aware.

Pietro: I am dating Scott Summers.

Wanda: . . .

Wanda:

Raven: The school’s policy is if you see something, say something.

Kurt: Ren!

Raven: Yeah?

Kurt: Yesterday I saw a big frog!

Raven: Thank you. This is exactly what I mean.

Ororo: What is Scott to you?

Pietro: He is the reason that I wake up in the morning.

Ororo: Aw, that’s nice!

Scott: *barging into their bedroom that morning* WAKE UP HONEY! WAKE THE FUCK UP! I SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AGAIN! I WAS TRYING TO MAKE CEREAL!! WHY DO YOU STILL LET ME COOK!?!?!?!

Jean: Jubilee’s chapstick tastes real nice.

Scott: You two kissed?

Jean: What! No-

Jubilee: She ate it.

Jean: *facepalms*