Ororo: What Is Scott To You?

Ororo: What is Scott to you?

Pietro: He is the reason that I wake up in the morning.

Ororo: Aw, that’s nice!

Scott: *barging into their bedroom that morning* WAKE UP HONEY! WAKE THE FUCK UP! I SET THE KITCHEN ON FIRE AGAIN! I WAS TRYING TO MAKE CEREAL!! WHY DO YOU STILL LET ME COOK!?!?!?!

Jubilee: Every time I ask you to sign my yearbook you say “I’m waiting for senior year.”

Jubilee: It’s senior year, you’re signing my fucking yearbook!

Jean: No, HAGS.

Jubilee: NO!

Ororo: Wow, I didn’t know that you’re bi.

Scott: What? Just because I wear flannel I’m bi?

Ororo: That’s not what–

Scott: Just because I like making weird voices and my own sound effects when telling a story?

Alex: No one thinks–

Scott: Just because I cry while watching Queer Eye?

Ororo: We get it, you’re not–

Scott: Just because I slept with Pietro a couple of times that makes me bi!

Alex: Fine, you’ve made your–

Alex: Wait, what?!

Scott: Just because I use hair products and can’t sit in a chair properly?

Ororo: No, go back to that last part.

Raven: The school’s policy is if you see something, say something.

Kurt: Ren!

Raven: Yeah?

Kurt: Yesterday I saw a big frog!

Raven: Thank you. This is exactly what I mean.

Rogue: Raven and Irene didn’t raise a quitter but they did raise a homosexual idiot.

Kurt: More than one.

Pietro: Do I have something on my face?

Scott: What?

Pietro: You have been staring at me for at least ten minutes.

Scott: Oh, uh, no. There’s nothing on your face.

Pietro: Then why are you staring at me?

Scott: Honestly?

Pietro: Yes.

Scott: I just really want to play with your hair.