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Scott: Looking good, Maximoff.
Peter: We’ve been married for five years, why are you calling me by my last name?
Scott: I was talking to myself.
Pietro: What's happening?
Scott: Luna wanted to eat ice cream for breakfast and when I told her she couldn't, she said she didn't like my any more. So we made a compromise.
Pietro: Which was?
Scott: Luna's on her second bowl of ice cream and now I'm her favorite dad.
Scott: I’m giving up alcohol for a month.
Pietro: Really? Good luck!
Scott: Oh, that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
Peter: All odd numbers have an ‘e’ in them!
Scott: Peter, It’s three am.
Peter: . . .
Peter: t-h-r-E-E
Scott: GO TO SLEEP!!!
Pietro: Scott was late to family dinner for the third time in a row so I changed my phone’s background into a picture of one of my exes.
Jean: You guys have been married for a decade, do you really think Scott is that insecure?
Scott: *yelling from the other room* PIETRO! WHY THE FUCK IS CRYSTAL YOUR LOCK SCREEN?!