Jaune: Weiss... You'll Have To Legally Call Me Daddy No-

Jaune: Weiss... You'll have to legally call me daddy no-

Weiss: no. NO. FUCK THAT, AND FUCK YOU!

Jaune: Weiss I know its-

Weiss: no, it's not "kill yourself" fuck you. It's "im going to break your pelvis" fuck you

R/J: WHAT?!

Weiss: ruby can join aswell if she feels like it but I'm not about to live the rest of my days dickless all because you fucked those SOWS of my family.

Jaune: hey wait you can't say-

Weiss: PANTS OFF ARC. Unless you feel like having your dick be frozen off!

JAUNE IS A WHORE. Pt 1

(once again this is a shitpost. This does not actually represent how I view the characters this is more of just me deciding to dick around and make something funny)

Jaune entered a room as he saw one Weiss schnee sitting on a couch with a chair facing her as the air was.. tense to say the list

Jaune: uh hey Weiss.. you uh.. called me for something?

Weiss: yes there is something we need to discuss. Now please have a seat.

Weiss would point at the chair as jaune made an audible gulp. Jaune would simply nod as he walked up to the chair before sitting down.

Weiss: there... Now me and ru-

Jaune: I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO FUCK YOUR SISTER AND YOUR MOM!

Weiss: WAIT YOU WHAT?!

Jaune: wait... You didn't know? Then why did you ask me to come here-

Weiss: because I was planning on asking you to go out with me and ruby to the mall but right now.. YOU FUCKED MY SISTER?!

Jaune: and your mom...

Weiss: AND MY MOTHER?!

Jaune: look it was an accident I swear-

Weiss: JAUNE YOU FUCKIN WHORE!

This is them being wholesome... I guess.

(I hate I can't make female character designs without making it overtly "girly". Because legitimately who the hell wants to have their design just scream "IM A GIRL!")

JAUNE IS A WHORE! PT 2.

(as always, this is a shitpost, this is just me trying to be funny, not show my interpretation of the characters)

Jaune found himself infront of Ruby as she just looked at him.

Ruby: jaune. Your my best friend I want you to remember that.

Jaune: I know.

Ruby: that being said... HOW DID YOU SLEEP WITH MY SISTER?!

Jaune: oh so this isn't about me accidentally eating the last cookie.

Ruby: what? No ofcourse not, I'd be mad if it's anyone else, I only trust you and yang with my cookies.

Jaune: oh.

Ruby: but point is... WHY DID YOU SLEEP WITH YANG?!

Jaune: I'll be honest ruby... It's all because of a bad pun I made.

Ruby:... Your joking.. right?

Jaune: nope, sorry ruby but your sister is punsexual.

Ruby: UGH! Why am I not suprised?

Jaune: hey look at the bright side. Atleast it was a fling.

Ruby: yeah... But now that I have my explanation.

Ruby takes out crescent rose before transforming it into its gun form as she pointed it at jaunes face.

Ruby: JAUNE YOU WHORE!

Jaune: YIKES!

Shrine creation

Shrine creation. The act of unleashing ones fury and soul upon the world.

I this area they are almost like a god.

For Johnson? He holds the Crimson Forest, a place where nature and flames are one, the serenity of the flaming trees.. the fog that rolls around.. in this shrine Johnson truly becomes.

Purgatory

Yeah this might be one of my other more overt references to rwby. (Plus a subtle reference to JJK)

Cruel, cruel irony

Jaune: WHAT?!

Weiss: YOU HEARD ME! YOU FUCKIN, MILF BONING, SISTER SCREWING, DENSE MOTHAFUCKER!

All jaune could do was watch as the flustered angered heiress proceeded to spew insults and... What should have felt like insults but more of just Weiss saying "you should have fucked me as well!"

JAUNE IS A WHORE. Pt 1

(once again this is a shitpost. This does not actually represent how I view the characters this is more of just me deciding to dick around and make something funny)

Jaune entered a room as he saw one Weiss schnee sitting on a couch with a chair facing her as the air was.. tense to say the list

Jaune: uh hey Weiss.. you uh.. called me for something?

Weiss: yes there is something we need to discuss. Now please have a seat.

Weiss would point at the chair as jaune made an audible gulp. Jaune would simply nod as he walked up to the chair before sitting down.

Weiss: there... Now me and ru-

Jaune: I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN TO FUCK YOUR SISTER AND YOUR MOM!

Weiss: WAIT YOU WHAT?!

Jaune: wait... You didn't know? Then why did you ask me to come here-

Weiss: because I was planning on asking you to go out with me and ruby to the mall but right now.. YOU FUCKED MY SISTER?!

Jaune: and your mom...

Weiss: AND MY MOTHER?!

Jaune: look it was an accident I swear-

Weiss: JAUNE YOU FUCKIN WHORE!