infoglitch - that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.
that one guy who doesn't know when to SHUT UP.

I write what I want, and what I want, is rwby because I am mentally unwell. but I cover it up by trying to be ✨ F U N N Y ✨

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...i Feel Like I Need To Continue This Damn Series. Is This What Rocknroll7575 Felt Like When Dealing

...i feel like I need to continue this damn series. Is this what rocknroll7575 felt like when dealing with JFOM Club?.. holy shit.

Alright how about this. I'll continue this series if y'all vote on a little pole for me.

Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5

Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.

Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-

Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty

Jaune:..why?

Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-

Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.

Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!

Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.

Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.

Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.

Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.

Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.

Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.

Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?

Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.

Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.

Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop

Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.

Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.

Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!

Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.

Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks

Neptune: dear oum...

Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.

Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.

Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.

Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.

To be continued...

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10 months ago

I know one reblog should be enough but I just found one microscopic detail, you left in one of the photos.

I Know One Reblog Should Be Enough But I Just Found One Microscopic Detail, You Left In One Of The Photos.

You notice anything wrong here? Like the lack of a profile picture. now this is a small detail but, this makes me question if you're even pulling from the same account. Because just this small detail can allow someone to potentially think "huh, I wonder why they didn't show the profile pic in this photo when they did with the others". Which isn't a good thing.

Then there's also, this reply.

I Know One Reblog Should Be Enough But I Just Found One Microscopic Detail, You Left In One Of The Photos.
I Know One Reblog Should Be Enough But I Just Found One Microscopic Detail, You Left In One Of The Photos.

Also here's the full reply.

I Know One Reblog Should Be Enough But I Just Found One Microscopic Detail, You Left In One Of The Photos.

You see it's bad enough your just blatantly calling that person a Blacksun shipper without them saying stuff that even hints at that, add that with the fact you actively hid the profile of the account in the fourth makes me extremely curious because in the previous you proudly showed it.

Then there's this reply that just makes you look bad. Considering you are completely misunderstanding the word choice of the account and still blatantly claiming they're a Blacksun shipper without even a single screenshot here to prove it.

Im almost starting to believe

Your full of shit

However again if you have proof that this is all the same account, and that they are a Blacksun shipper. I will eat my own words but otherwise? Yeah I'm not gonna exactly be all too polite. And to everyone else viewing this, I have left a reply.

I Know One Reblog Should Be Enough But I Just Found One Microscopic Detail, You Left In One Of The Photos.
I Know One Reblog Should Be Enough But I Just Found One Microscopic Detail, You Left In One Of The Photos.

Also I do hope the person I @ doesn't mind me doing so but uh, @psyga315 could you make sure I'm on the mark here. I don't exactly feel like making an ass out of myself.

Number of Days Blacksun Shippers Go Without Obsessing over Bmblb and Bmblb shippers Day 2:

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Why do blacksun shippers always make freshly new accounts that aggressively go after bumbleby shippers on twitter? I notice those accounts never have any posts and only have comments going after bumbleby shippers or others saying how much they hate bumbleby and blake and yang when no one really asked. It’s always unprovoked and random because they’ll go off about how much they hate bumbleby on fan art and even posts that have absolutely nothing to do with bumbleby.

They can never stop obsessing over bumbleby nor leave bumbleby shippers alone to actually enjoy and talk about their own ship in peace. I honestly feel bad for them. Can’t imagine dealing with people who obsessively bother you in your comments about their hatred for your ship when it’s out of nowhere and from accounts created days ago or filled with nothing but hate for the ship

Example being 👇 this blacksun shipper I saw today on someone’s post who made an account 2 days ago that has no posts other then commenting about how much they hate Bumbleby, Blake and Yang and being toxic towards fan artist and trying to start drama between other ships

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10 months ago

You ever look at a character you like in a show, go into the fandom and find people who don't like that character for certain reasons.

But you aren't mad.

That's me, that's me when it comes to Jaune because for some my brain decided to say "both this fuckin noodle and yang are your favorite characters." And God damn..

Does this shit fuckin hurt. Particularly when it comes to jaune.

So what the fuck do I do? Do I whine about how people shouldn't hate my favorite character? No, that's acting like a toddler.. plus I ain't got two fuckin braincells to construct a actually stable argument. (Why the fuck do you think the whole rant against "jaune is a self insert" is taking so god damn long... Outside of me being fuckin lazy)

So I have a different solution.

I as a man who foolishly decided to pick up the challenge of writing an entire fan rewrite of Rwby have decided to say! "I'm gonna prove why jaune can work in Rwby and why absolutely every single jaune hater is fuckin wrong!"

Ok that last bit is hyperbole. I am not a god tier writer (i fuckin struggle with even writing women.) but god damn is that how I feel... And if your too dumb to realize it yet.. this is just a plug for-

RWBY: FATE

My shitty interpretation of Rwby's world and characters.

You can find the hub to where all currently released page are

here.


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10 months ago

.... Oooooh god I can finally bitch for a second.

This is more ammo in my fuckin bazooka that explains why I think rt is just fucking incompetent. ESPECIALLY crwby.

These fuckers got the nerve to pull the show from YouTube just to advertise it on their shitty website and fucking Crunchyroll. And now?! Now absolutely no one can watch this series without using third party sites. This shit grinds my fuckin gears because I'm having to find a way to rewatch all of Rwby for my damn rewrite and now I can't even access it anywhere.

This is what happens when your executives are fucking morons that make business decisions after business decisions.

I'm only mad that I nor any new fans can't officially watch rwby.

Fuck RT.

Fuck CRWBY.

And fuck ALL of their terrible business decisions.

Apologies this makes.. no sense I just wanted to bitch for a second.

Only Ice Queendom Is Left, Which Doesn't Feel Surprising To Me.
Only Ice Queendom Is Left, Which Doesn't Feel Surprising To Me.

Only Ice Queendom is left, which doesn't feel surprising to me.

10 months ago

Alright then I'll have to counter with my ultimate technique.

Here's how it goes.

The Internet is vast.

My mind is vaster.

I like big booty bitches.

And I hate fuckin snitches.

Only in Ohio is this bullshit possible

With this treasure I summon, I become the unstoppable.

PURE BRAIN ROT TECHNIQUE: ONLY IN OHIO RIZZ.

"this attack is considered a guaranteed hit. All opponents have their brain cells reduced by 1000%. Causing them to no longer be capable of actually doing anything"

Neo weapon is called HUSH.

Jaune song in Vol. 9 is called QUIET.

CRWBY...

Neo Weapon Is Called HUSH.

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10 months ago

This only makes me face palm.

Part of me wishes that in an alternate reality bmblb was planned so that way I don't have to see the constant bickering between Blacksun and Bmblb shippers and having to there are memes like this.

It's funny don't get it twisted but God damn does my ass think for no reason.

bees when Sun looks at Blake: 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Bees when Blake is staring at Yang:

Bees When Sun Looks At Blake:

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