Gentlemen I Need My Gun.

Gentlemen I need my gun.

rb if your blog is not at all a safe space for these red flags

(image: dreamsexual, zoophilia, p3d0philia/maps, alt map)

FYI the red-yellow flag is AAM aka adult-attracted minors. Same effects as a MAP.

wonderfully put good sir, a new request, should you choose to accept it hot goth ren and jaune. They were gonna go out clubbing with neon after a hard day at work in atlas. Their outfits? all black. Their fishnets? torn. eyeliner? sharp enough to kill a man, croptops? displaying abs. The finishing blow? Black. Lipstick. the others came in right as they were about to leave. They never stood a chance. this is me daring you to go at your goofiest, soldier, pure crackfic, absolute mayham, DO IT. YOU WONT.

Pug.. you underestimate me and my sheer fuckin GOOFYNESS. So let me show you

How goofy I shall be!

Jaune found himself applying his lipstick as Ren looked at him.

Ren: may I ask why you decide to go goth?

Jaune: one name, Neon.

Ren:.. why dress like a goth girl, minus the skirt?

Jaune: Ren, my brother from another mother.. I've dressed up like a girl for years because my sisters wanted someone to model them... Plus I may be a tad curious about cross dressing.

Ren: alright then... Can I join?

Jaune: sure thing dude. I should have some extra stuff for you to use.

After a bit they finished up they opened the door and stepped out of their dorm only to stop as they saw team Rwby, Pyrrha, and Nora. The duo and the group stared at each other before Ren gulped softly as jaune spoke with a smile.

Jaune: hey everyone! Don't mind me and Ren, we are just heading to a party neon invited me to.

Nora: ok.. cool.. hey fearless leader you mind if I borrow Ren for a second?

Ren went pale as he looked at jaune.

Jaune: oh sure thing Nora. just be back soon.

Nora: thanks jaune.

Nora grabbed Ren and dragged him away as Nora's face became increasingly more red. Jaune hummed softly as he looked back at the rest of their girls and before he could even speak they pounced on him.

Neither went to the party, they did however go to the infirmary..

their Poor Pelvises are reduced to dust.

God damnit y'all started the damn party without me.

Let's not forget their greedy asses moved one of the series that was barely profitable to a dog shit streaming app and removed it from the app it was founded on as well as moving it to Crunchyroll where they specifically made it so you have to buy a membership for Crunchyroll so you can watch the series if you don't use their dog shit app.

And to add insult to injury now that they've shut down now basically no one can legally watch this series because they were so confident that they wouldn't go under.

And to push it even FURTHER. Let's not forget they practically massacred ironwood and treated him like a fuckin dictator while also revealing his semblance on a fuckin video that basically made everyone start to wonder "are you villainizing someone who's semblance is basically a handicap upon their decision making and their ability to make sense?".

AND LETS NOT FORGET THE EVER AFTER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND THE BULLSHIT THEY TRIED TO DO WHEN DISCUSSING SUICIDE-

OK I'mma stop because I have yet to make it to V9 and I don't feel like making an ass out of myself.. yet.

Apologies this probably ain't the fuckin mood but I just, relish the chances to shit on rt and remind everyone why they ain't SHIT.

You know what if roster teeth wasn't such a bad studio maybe we wouldn't have had such shit volumes sorry if this is kinda toxic

Nah fuck that dude, this isn't toxic, this is just facts. Rooster Teeth are a dogshit company that did nothing for itself but shoot itself in the foot over and over because of a parasocial relationship with its fans, listen to blind praise and never listen to criticism, double-triple-quadruple-AND-quintuple down on their headassery, and blatantly lie about their story being planned from the beginning and spit on their friend's grave for his wishes (baring Neath Oum and Monty's Oum wife who did nothing wrong), maybe, JUUUUUST maybe, they'd still be around and their reputation wouldn't be down the sewer and into the most vile septic tank in the world right now.

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST REASHOT?!

Then again this is a shitpost, I shouldn't be surprised, But still.

Ruby Is A Good Girl, I Swear.

Jaune: *Pat Ruby's head once*

Ruby:

Your all fools..

Its-

Call me cringe but this bitch can get it.

Happy Waifu Wednesday. Now show me your waifu!

Alright then. It seems I have to pause the glitch cycle.

Let's fucking go.

SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT SPAHHZY!

..I think it's safe to say I won the angst war between me, @spahhzy, and @epic-arc. With three solid angst posts and both of them being radio silent for a minute (I feel like I should be worried about that but eh). I feel like I just hit a fuckin black flash..

is that cringe?

Ah who gives a shit! I won!

Now it's time for the glitch cycle! Let the suffering begin!

But before that, back to your regular scheduled program of lovey dovey Bullshit and me being fuckin GOOFY.