Wonderfully Put Good Sir, A New Request, Should You Choose To Accept Ithot Goth Ren And Jaune. They Were

wonderfully put good sir, a new request, should you choose to accept it hot goth ren and jaune. They were gonna go out clubbing with neon after a hard day at work in atlas. Their outfits? all black. Their fishnets? torn. eyeliner? sharp enough to kill a man, croptops? displaying abs. The finishing blow? Black. Lipstick. the others came in right as they were about to leave. They never stood a chance. this is me daring you to go at your goofiest, soldier, pure crackfic, absolute mayham, DO IT. YOU WONT.

Pug.. you underestimate me and my sheer fuckin GOOFYNESS. So let me show you

How goofy I shall be!

Jaune found himself applying his lipstick as Ren looked at him.

Ren: may I ask why you decide to go goth?

Jaune: one name, Neon.

Ren:.. why dress like a goth girl, minus the skirt?

Jaune: Ren, my brother from another mother.. I've dressed up like a girl for years because my sisters wanted someone to model them... Plus I may be a tad curious about cross dressing.

Ren: alright then... Can I join?

Jaune: sure thing dude. I should have some extra stuff for you to use.

After a bit they finished up they opened the door and stepped out of their dorm only to stop as they saw team Rwby, Pyrrha, and Nora. The duo and the group stared at each other before Ren gulped softly as jaune spoke with a smile.

Jaune: hey everyone! Don't mind me and Ren, we are just heading to a party neon invited me to.

Nora: ok.. cool.. hey fearless leader you mind if I borrow Ren for a second?

Ren went pale as he looked at jaune.

Jaune: oh sure thing Nora. just be back soon.

Nora: thanks jaune.

Nora grabbed Ren and dragged him away as Nora's face became increasingly more red. Jaune hummed softly as he looked back at the rest of their girls and before he could even speak they pounced on him.

Neither went to the party, they did however go to the infirmary..

their Poor Pelvises are reduced to dust.

Let's also not forget the fuckin fact the fanatics decided to act like HBomberguy made an entire hit piece despite him not doing so, instead he stated his criticisms in a understandable way and has even said "it's not the worst show ever made".

The fucker made it clear he had no I'll will towards this fuckin show yet instead the fanatics acted like overgrown toddlers because someone didn't say the exact thing they wanted.

This only continues to remind me the fanatics do not understand what the fuck an opinion is and that they are just a bunch of fuckin babies who actively enjoy making this fandom look bad.

God just

WTF.

"Hbomberguy had a personal vendetta against Monty Oum"

If anything, canonseeker is the one who has a personal vendetta. A vendetta because of a 4 year old video.

..yeah don't mind me just gonna

BLAGH.

Weiss Schnee: Birthright.

(Verse 1)

A mirror inside of my room. Kept me divided in two. So to me on the other side all I ask is this.

What is our birthright?

Is it a throne to sit upon as everyone's heart grows cold.

Colder each minute.

My heart is dying.

Telling me I'm so brave.

I know your all lying.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

(Verse 2)

The kingdom you built in the sand.

Left to wash away as you will soon fade.

The pain you caused was nothing but a wound.

And Mine will heal soon

So take that royal tests that once burdened me

For I fly free. I'll shove it in your face because I refuse to let you win

And I refuse to let this suffering live.

You heart from day one, you forced us all to feel alone.

So I say no.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

(Verse 3)

Freedom, oh sweet freedom.

How I longed for the moment that I'm finally free.

This kingdom of sand is weak as snow.

The kingdom I will build will be beautiful like ice.

You wanted to be immortal.

By haunting our dreams.

But I become immortal because I am free.

(Chorus)

You all lied to my face.

You muddied my family name.

And I'm the one left to be blamed.

So to all of the cruelty.

And the ones who led me astray.

My cage is open I will fly free.

And

Find

My

BIRTHRIGHT.

I uh.. I wrote a really shitty Ruby rose song for my Rwby rewrite... Your all going to read the lyrics because I suck at music. And am too much of a fucking pussy to even try singing it.

Ruby Rose: thorns (act 1)

(Verse 1)

(In a whispered voice) red like roses fill my dreams.

My dreams are empty, lost of hope.

The infinite distance set in my life.

Things set into motion as you died.

(In a whispered voice) and leads me too. The place you rest.

I didn't want this.

Yet it happens to me.

Ripped out of my hands. I'm all alone.

(chorus)

I feel like a ghost!

Trapped in these walls, Left to cry this sad song!

i'm sick of the sorrow, I'm sick of the hate. I'm left alone with only my thorns

And all my thorns they prick and prod!

HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

WHEN YOU ARE GONE!

(Verse 2)

(In a whispered voice) white is cold and always yearning.

I wish you were here, I wish I said I love you and goodbye.

But now I am here all alone, feeling like a rose, that's only thorns.

(In a whispered voice) burdened by a royal test.

Lost all the beauty, but kept all that pain, i feel incomplete.

Dear mother if your listening to me.

Please

stop

Haunting my dreams!

(chorus)

I feel like a ghost!

Trapped in these walls, Left to cry this sad song!

i'm sick of the sorrow, I'm sick of the hate. I'm left alone with only my thorns

And all my thorns they prick and prod!

HOW CAN I MOVE ON?!

WHEN YOU ARE GONE!

(Verse 3)

(In a whispered voice) Black the beast descends from Shadows.

I feel them creeping in. The regrets digging under my skin.

When you left all I felt was that I was alone.

I wish you were here so that way you do what you would and that you could you say

“I love you my dear daughter”

(In a whispered voice) yellow beauty burns

Scorching the world. All I feel is alone. And I'm sick of this feeling.

Deep in my soul.

(In a whispered voice) gold.

I'm sorry it's just cringe I just really wanted peoples opinions on these shitty ass lyrics.

... Ok let's do this.

But I'm titling this section as season 1. Because fuck you.

Jaune is a WHORE! PT. 5

Jaune at this point was used to being in uncomfortable positions and this one was no different as now he sat infront of Sun. The monkey faunus just sitting there seemingly calm as his blue haired friend paced back and forth foaming at the mouth.

Jaune: um if I may ask. Why am I here-

Sun: because Neptune is feeling salty

Jaune:..why?

Neptune: because you fucked Weiss, her hot sister, even her MOM! And now I find out you managed to bone MY MOTHER! Jaune I know we barely know each other but-

Jaune: I'm a whore.. I know. I've been told that many.

Neptune: AND THAT'S A DAMN PROBLEM! YOUR STEALING ALL THE HOT BABES!

Sun: nep. No offense man but I can't really blame the guy.

Neptune:.. sun I'm begging you not to finish the sentence.

Sun: your mom's hot dude. Id do her too if we weren't friends.

Neptune just looked at him before raising a fist as sun just rolled his eyes as jaune looked at the monkey faunus.

Jaune: your supprisingly chill... Especially considering the fact I slept with Blake too.

Sun: don't get me wrong I was mad at first but I know Blake is smart enough to make a good choices. Plus it's not like I was gonna score her anyway.

Jaune: so... You knew about her and yang?

Sun sighed softly as his tail swished back and forth.

Sun: more of just a hunch. Those two were chained at the hip, sometimes you just can't beat a bond formed early.

Neptune: back to the problem at hand. jaune, you being a whore is causing a major issue. I need to ask you to please, stop

Jaune just chuckled softly before standing up as he winced and grabbed his hips.

Jaune: Neptune. We both know that's never gonna happen.. I can't stop them.

Neptune: what do you mean you can't stop them? And who's "them"?!

Jaune got close as he put a hand on Neptunes shoulder and looked at him in the eyes.

Jaune: the women... They hunt people like me... They hunt dorks

Neptune: dear oum...

Jaune: i can't feel my pelvis Neptune... But they'll keep coming. I can't stop them.

Sun: ah so that's why ilia was looking at me funny.

Suddenly a frantic knock at the door was heard.

Nora: fearless leader! Let me in! I think something's going on with Ren.

To be continued...

And to make it even worse throw yang in the mix. Hate sex plus blondes always end up in broken beds and broken pelvises.

I think Negative!Weiss and Negative!Blake should have raw, nasty, violent hate sex.

I don't think it would fix them, in fact I think it'd make them worse, but it'd be Hot.

The emerald tide

God I wish I could draw so that way I could make it more obvious how fuckin intimidating my monster designs are.

And also I wanna demonstrate how much of a fucking hunk Lucius is because my ass likes being HORNY-